i was flicking through the news channels and stumbled on GB News, KP's mate Nasty Nigel was interviewing the historian David Starkey, I presume it's the only place he's welcome these days.boltonbonce wrote:I was unfortunate enough to catch a portion of GB News this morning, and was horrified to discover that one time ITV stalwart Alastair Stewart appears to have morphed into a febrile Dame Hilda Bracket.
The station appears to be a sort of Poundland Fox News, with some extraordinary coves appearing on camera, including, believe it or not, Neil Hamilton.
I switched to Britbox and watched Worzle Gummidge. He'd lost his thinking head.
A situation not unknown within the Conservative Party.
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481 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 07 2022, 15:00
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482 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Jul 07 2022, 15:14
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Same with Hamilton. Everything finds its level.Norpig wrote:
i was flicking through the news channels and stumbled on GB News, KP's mate Nasty Nigel was interviewing the historian David Starkey, I presume it's the only place he's welcome these days.
483 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Jul 09 2022, 10:14
484 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Jul 09 2022, 10:33
BoltonTillIDie
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A season watching us win the league, should be fun!
485 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Jul 09 2022, 16:55
boltonbonce
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A man has just walked past our house carrying a large rubber plant, with a balloon tied to it. I may investigate further.
486 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Jul 09 2022, 19:39
boltonbonce
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Bloody Dutch Decoy won the seven o'clock race at Hamilton. I always back that bugger, and it's cost me over recent weeks.
So the sod wins tonight at 10/1 and I didn't even know it was running.
And I forgot to put my lottery on.
Still, chin up.
So the sod wins tonight at 10/1 and I didn't even know it was running.
And I forgot to put my lottery on.
Still, chin up.
487 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jul 11 2022, 17:32
boltonbonce
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Well, it's hit the fan here. All because I bought my monkey a bowler hat.
It's not a real monkey, but that's not the point. Apparently, not only do I not need a monkey in the first place, but said monkey is not in the least needful of any headgear.
I'm standing my ground on this. The monkey lives in my little den and causes no bother whatsoever, and if I want to buy him a bowler hat, I bloody well will.
I don't complain about the horrendous Victorian door stop with a teddy bears head, but nothing but a weighted sandbag under its dress. It's the stuff of nightmares.
A line must be drawn.
It would appear I'm having a cheese sandwich for tea.
It's not a real monkey, but that's not the point. Apparently, not only do I not need a monkey in the first place, but said monkey is not in the least needful of any headgear.
I'm standing my ground on this. The monkey lives in my little den and causes no bother whatsoever, and if I want to buy him a bowler hat, I bloody well will.
I don't complain about the horrendous Victorian door stop with a teddy bears head, but nothing but a weighted sandbag under its dress. It's the stuff of nightmares.
A line must be drawn.
It would appear I'm having a cheese sandwich for tea.
488 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jul 11 2022, 17:33
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boltonbonce wrote:It would appear I'm having a cheese sandwich for tea.
This made me chuckle.
489 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jul 11 2022, 17:39
boltonbonce
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A request for a bit of tomato to liven it up was denied.Natasha Whittam wrote:
This made me chuckle.
'Ask your friend for a banana' was the rather cruel retort.
I'm fuming.
490 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jul 11 2022, 20:33
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Don't know where to post this, so I'll pop it on here!
Valour v HFX (Halifax Wanderers) - Canadian Premier League.
WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS!?
— OneSoccer (@onesoccer) July 10, 2022
One of the most bizarre sequences in soccer history, as this player celebrates a "goal" too early and kicks the ball into the sky BEFORE it fully crosses the line #FIFA22 | #FUT | #soccer pic.twitter.com/JdTrfaE0ss
Valour v HFX (Halifax Wanderers) - Canadian Premier League.
491 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jul 11 2022, 20:37
Natasha Whittam
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I can see your logic. Massive cock up = Bonce.
492 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jul 11 2022, 20:43
boltonbonce
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When I've finished my cheese sandwich I'll consider a response to that wicked slur.Natasha Whittam wrote:I can see your logic. Massive cock up = Bonce.
Anyway, it's hurtful. You know very well I attend the penile dysfunction clinic. And there aren't many ups.
495 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jul 12 2022, 00:25
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Nah nothing to do with folks called Dave.
My mother used it a lot but I think it was local usage only as when I started working in Leigh they used the phrase daft egg!
Same with flour cakes, they called them balm cakes.
It was like living in a foreign land at times!
496 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jul 12 2022, 07:47
boltonbonce
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Dafthead was also a rather revolting scarecrow rival of Worzel Gummidge.
497 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jul 12 2022, 17:00
498 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jul 12 2022, 22:59
boltonbonce
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My life as a Wanderer in a nutshell.
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