Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

boltonbonce · 21 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 15 2018, 14:34

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Just had a late Christmas present delivered. It appears,judging by the packaging,to have done the rounds.
Anyway,I opened it to find a 'Slappie' watch.
Basically,it's a piece of rubber,with a removable watch face in the middle,and a magnetic strap,that grips like a vice,and could,at a pinch,be used as a restraining device.
Looked them up online,and they retail at around thirty quid. Wast of money,but the trendies probably like them.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 2 SLAPPIE-WATCH-WAA0007-SP-C-ADULT-400x400

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 2 SLAPPIE-WATCH-WAA0007-SP-C-ADULT-400x400

Natasha Whittam · 22 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 15 2018, 14:43

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Perhaps you have an admirer?

I saw Breadman in H.Samuel last week. He also visited Ann Summers. Clearly your other present hasn't arrived yet.

boltonbonce · 23 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 15 2018, 14:53

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Perhaps you have an admirer?

I saw Breadman in H.Samuel last week. He also visited Ann Summers. Clearly your other present hasn't arrived yet.

Interesting. Breadman is a big fan of rubber,but I can't see him buying a Tory blue watch.
Be interested to know what he bought in Ann Summers though. I'm sure a whip would be involved.

karlypants · 24 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 15 2018, 15:25

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boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Perhaps you have an admirer?

I saw Breadman in H.Samuel last week. He also visited Ann Summers. Clearly your other present hasn't arrived yet.

Interesting. Breadman is a big fan of rubber,but I can't see him buying a Tory blue watch.
Be interested to know what he bought in Ann Summers though. I'm sure a whip would be involved.

Must be handcuffs to go with your rubber restraining device. Very Happy

boltonbonce · 25 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 15 2018, 20:58

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I don't have to tell you this,but I will.
I had to go to A+E,after sticking two fingers together with Gorilla super glue gel.
Just another day at the office for me.

Norpig · 26 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Tue Jan 16 2018, 08:32

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boltonbonce wrote:I don't have to tell you this,but I will.
I had to go to A+E,after sticking two fingers together with Gorilla super glue gel.
Just another day at the office for me.

boltonbonce · 27 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Jan 18 2018, 16:12

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BoltonTillIDie · 28 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Jan 18 2018, 17:46

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very good

Sluffy · 29 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Jan 18 2018, 17:56

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Amazing!

Someone had a load of patience to do all that.

Thanks for posting it up Bonce.

boltonbonce · 30 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Jan 18 2018, 17:58

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They certainly put a lot of thought into it Sluffy.

Had me riveted.

Sluffy · 31 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sat Jan 20 2018, 12:27

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Thought Bonce in particular might be interested in picking up one of these -

Hope people have picked up a copy of our 20-page White Hot 25th anniversary pull-out in today's @TheBoltonNews - here's a sneak preview

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 2 DT-YW__X0AAsgNl

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 2 DT-YW__X0AAsgNl

boltonbonce · 32 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sat Jan 20 2018, 12:51

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Thanks Sluffy. There was an anniversary dinner in 2013. That game will live long in the memory.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 2 ?ui=2&ik=3fc8133cb9&view=fimg&th=161139d784f3b312&attid=0

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karlypants · 33 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Jan 21 2018, 11:47

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What comes after slippers? Socks of course!

Put some colour in your life and get 12 pairs of funky socks for just £8.95 on eBay!

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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 2 IMG_1531

boltonbonce · 34 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Jan 21 2018, 12:10

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karlypants wrote:What comes after slippers? Socks of course!

Put some colour in your life and get 12 pairs of funky socks for just £8.95 on eBay!

I prefer something sexier,KP.

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boltonbonce · 35 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Jan 21 2018, 12:59

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Not that I need sexy socks to attract women.
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boltonbonce · 36 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Jan 21 2018, 13:06

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Poor Nat. Her try out for the Bolton Belles didn't go too well.
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Cajunboy · 37 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Jan 21 2018, 14:52

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boltonbonce wrote:Poor Nat. Her try out for the Bolton Belles didn't go too well.

Thanks Boncey, I've always wondered what Nat looked like.

Sadly , I have to say I'm a little disappointed.

karlypants · 38 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Jan 21 2018, 16:59

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Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Poor Nat. Her try out for the Bolton Belles didn't go too well.

Thanks Boncey, I've always wondered what Nat looked like.

Sadly , I have to say I'm a little disappointed.

She's got some cracking moves for a piss head. Very Happy

boltonbonce · 39 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Jan 21 2018, 19:59

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https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2376/Family-Hires-Professional-Photographer-Online-Can-t-Stop-Laughing-At-The-Results

okocha · 40 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Jan 22 2018, 10:08

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Bonce, it seems we were not alone in rating 3 Billboards so highly. It won 4 Golden Globe awards, including best film, last week, and The Guardian reports on the Screen Actors Guild awards today:-

Frances McDormand followed her Golden Globe win earlier this month with another best actress award for her role as a grieving mother in Martin McDonagh’s small-town dark comedy. “I come out of the woods every few years and you invite me to the party,” she said, while accepting the award and reminding guilds to remember younger actors who also deserve to be recognized.
Sam Rockwell also picked up best supporting actor for his role as a racist cop in the film. “If you’re a struggling actor out there then hang on in there,” Rockwell said before praising the “long overdue” movement to remove sexual predators from the industry.
The film also won the top award for best ensemble in a motion picture (the equivalent of their Best Film award)
Baftas and Oscars next?

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