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1It's Friday night. Empty It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 20:12

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Anybody else on it?

2It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 20:44

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
As this thread appears only to be garnering tentative, slightly uncertain views and no responses (probably down to the vague, ambiguous nature of its title and content), I'd just like to clarify that the "it" in question isn't "Whittam's bed", nor is it "Bogger's face".

It is, in fact "booze".

I personally don't trust anyone who doesn't have a beer or six on a Friday because they've either not worked hard enough all week or are just plain weird.

(Vimto / Chocolate milk doesn't count so don't bother trying to argue that they do because I've never heard anyone say: "Oh yeah, that chocolate milk's really hit the spot" after a hard day's graft.)

3It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 20:50

DEANO82

DEANO82
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
I've got flu, so drinking Lemsip. Really hit the spot.

4It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 20:53

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I never drink alcohol alone.

5It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 20:55

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I never drink alcohol alone.

That'd be the schizophrenia, then......

6It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 20:57

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I always drink alone.

7It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 21:02

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm on a soda bread cheese butty,and a big mug of tea. Just bought and printed three tickets for the match tomorrow because little bro has decided to get off his arse again. Got a lift though. cheers

I'm now looking forward to 'Still Game' BBC1 at 9.30.

At which point, I will pour myself a glass of Kilbeggan Irish whiskey,and,an hour or two later,with my 

chin sinking ever deeper into my chest,I'll awake with a start,and,with all the grace and majesty of 

The Queen Mary,I'll slide impressively from my armchair,landing with barely a sound,on the hearth 

rug,where I'll remain until at least 3am.

It's Friday night. T2237

8It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 22:04

Guest


Guest
But chocolate milk does hit the spot.  And nothing better than having a kid either side of you watching (an illegally doenloaded) finding dory to finish a 50 hour week in which ive done over 1300 miles in driving.

On the diet coke now.  Didnt have pepsi max.  Gutted Sad

9It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 22:09

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Have to open a new bottle. Sweep looks well gone. No idea where Sooty is.

It's Friday night. Unname13

10It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 22:12

Guest


Guest
Hes getting it on with Sue

11It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 22:17

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Looks like Sweep is eyeing up another bottle of booze. Laughing

12It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 22:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
y2j 3.0 wrote:Hes getting it on with Sue
It's Friday night. 201352720336_sooty

13It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Fri Oct 28 2016, 22:27

Guest


Guest
@boltonbonce wrote:
y2j 3.0 wrote:Hes getting it on with Sue
It's Friday night. 201352720336_sooty
Where is his other hand......exactly

14It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Sat Oct 29 2016, 00:27

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I'm back.

Having endured a film on Sky Cinema called The Taking.

Faux "found footage" shite which made your average episode of Scooby Doo look like cinema verite in comparison.

Only ninety minutes long (thankfully) but an endurance event nonetheless.

I've just had a look at IMDB to gauge the popular response and it appears that I'm out of step with the consensus view because it scored 6/10 which is about 4 more than it deserved in my opinion.

I'm generally shit at predicting how films are going to unfold but I had this pile of shite pegged from about 10 minutes in.

Young hungry film student making a documentary - Check.

Creepy house in the backwoods as a setting - Check.

Odd familial characters introduced who will turn out to be central to the plot later on - Check.

Everything seems normal and benign initially but turns a bit odd quite quickly - Check.

Arguments between the main character and her appointed subortinate (the camera guy and his mate) after they start to see some "inexplicable shit" happening which she conveniently dismisses as something which can easily be rationally explained, despite the fact that it's patently not - Check

(A levitating old lady who sheds her skin like a reptile in this case.)

Peripheral characters who die about two minutes after they make their screen bow - Check.

Plenty of having to enter attics / basements with lightbulbs which don't work - Check.

Said attics / basements contain several high backed chairs / tables which are all bizarrely draped completely in white sheets (like ghosts!) because they are "in storage" and, more importantly, create the opportunity for the main mentalist character to pop up unexpectedly in one of those "Look left: no one there, look right: no one there either, look left again and suddenly there's an old lady holding a hammer" type shots - Check.

More random people die in various contrived ways - Check.

The old lady gets sooo close to completing the evil plan which was put in her head by the demonic possessor from the nether realm but gets saved at the last minute by being punched in the face and the other main characters carrying out some frankly tenuous ritual which they learnt about three minutes ago after googling "the great scandal of Small Town X 30 years ago"- Check.

And everyone lives happily ever after - Check.

Apart form a seemingly peripheral child character who interacted with the old lady briefly and who pops up again just before the credits to smile evilly into camera and suggests that the bad spirit's not quite gone away.........

Just in case enough people are daft enough not to completely slag this shit off and it spawns a franchise.

Which it won't (despite the IMDB ratings) because it was shit.

I get one Friday night a week and I pay Sky £120 a month to keep me entertained.

And the fuckers failed this week.

But I saw that coming when I looked at the schedules earlier and that's why I decided to resort to the booze.

And this critique has in no way been influenced by the alcohol I have consumed tonight.

Because it was a shit film and it will remain ever thus even when I'm sober.

Tory Brexit bastards.....!

15It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Sat Oct 29 2016, 08:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This got me thinking about films that genuinely scared me.

And I had to go back as far as 'Psycho'. 

Bread,you did well to get to the end of that bollocks.

16It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Sat Oct 29 2016, 10:52

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
i had a few bottles of Heineken export followed by a big glass of Glayva (my new favourite tipple)

17It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Sat Oct 29 2016, 10:55

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Alcohol doesn't taste nice, or certainly no better than any soft drink.

So why would anyone drink at home?

I get it in a social environment like a pub or club, but at home it just smacks of wanting to dull the pain of your life.

18It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Sat Oct 29 2016, 17:37

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Mrs B's just dropped a bombshell - We're going to a wedding do.

Which means booze....

There's only one way to tackle this - head on.

:sick:

19It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Sat Oct 29 2016, 21:09

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
much to my shock my beer fridge is now empty  affraid

Roll on tomorrow and my tesco delivery, back on the spirits for the rest of the night

20It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Sat Oct 29 2016, 21:14

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Save the spirits for the 31st.It's Friday night. Happy-halloween

21It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Mon Oct 31 2016, 14:18

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:i had a few bottles of Heineken export followed by a big glass of Glayva (my new favourite tipple)

I once got pissed on Glayva and have never touched the stuff since.

22It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Mon Oct 31 2016, 15:14

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
you have to get back on the horse RT, it's lovely  Very Happy

23It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Mon Oct 31 2016, 17:03

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:you have to get back on the horse RT, it's lovely  Very Happy

It's got a right bloody kick. I went out for a celebratory meal and ended up drinking Glayva all night. It turned out I only rented the meal so just the mention of Glayva brings me out in a cold sweat.

24It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Mon Oct 31 2016, 17:33

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What's Glayva? Is it a real ale or something else?

25It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Mon Oct 31 2016, 18:42

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@karlypants wrote:What's Glayva? Is it a real ale or something else?

Whisky and honey- lovely stuff.

26It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Tue Nov 01 2016, 09:47

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
you should give it a try KP, it is very nice. I got a bottle for Fathers Day and i need another one now

27It's Friday night. Empty Re: It's Friday night. on Tue Nov 01 2016, 10:14

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It sounds like a good winter warmer so that's going on the list. Very Happy

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