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1Justice for Dave! Empty Justice for Dave! Fri Nov 04 2016, 17:22

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Outrageous. We need to stand up for worms. 

Don't tell Boggers. Very Happy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37861928

Should have put this on my own thread,but I'm angry.

2Justice for Dave! Empty Re: Justice for Dave! Fri Nov 04 2016, 17:32

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

I saw this on breakfast telly this morning and I know he/she was "only" a worm, but I too was outraged when they slipped in that they'd off'd him / her in the name of science.

What message does that send?

Don't live a decent healthy life and make yourself better than the average worm because if you do, we're going to drown you in formaldehyde and stick you in a jar. 

Outfuckingrageous!

(And I am actually a bit serious about this. I mean, come on....how long do worms live? Surely they could've stuck him in a box of soil and waited for nature to take its course? Science bastards!)

3Justice for Dave! Empty Re: Justice for Dave! Fri Nov 04 2016, 17:43

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Quite right. He might have grown bigger.

We've been denied a giant worm story,and I,for one,am well pissed off.

My MP,Helen Jones,will be hearing about thisJustice for Dave! Jumpjoy-worm

4Justice for Dave! Empty Re: Justice for Dave! Fri Nov 04 2016, 17:52

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've sent for Dave Snr.
Justice for Dave! 8e80bbc0e7d08503a5c7722a8d6225dd

5Justice for Dave! Empty Re: Justice for Dave! Fri Nov 04 2016, 18:52

Fabians Right Peg

Fabians Right Peg
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Apparently he tried to buy his freedom

Justice for Dave! Stream10

and once that failed he almost managed to get away on the tube

Justice for Dave! Stream12


#prayfordave

6Justice for Dave! Empty Re: Justice for Dave! Fri Nov 04 2016, 22:01

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Bread2.0 wrote:I saw this on breakfast telly this morning and I know he/she was "only" a worm, but I too was outraged when they slipped in that they'd off'd him / her in the name of science.

What message does that send?

Don't live a decent healthy life and make yourself better than the average worm because if you do, we're going to drown you in formaldehyde and stick you in a jar. 

Outfuckingrageous!

(And I am actually a bit serious about this. I mean, come on....how long do worms live? Surely they could've stuck him in a box of soil and waited for nature to take its course? Science bastards!)

No! They didn't kill him did they?

How did they know it was a boy?

7Justice for Dave! Empty Re: Justice for Dave! Fri Nov 04 2016, 23:02

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Sadly, yes - Dave is no longer with us.

One of our number has sadly fallen in the name of science.

According to 5Live this morning, he/she was found in a veg patch in Widnes and was immediately named Dave by the son of the bloke who found him / her.

Because "he looked like a Dave", despite the fact the worms are generally hermaphrodite.

In Widnes they call them Dave, in other places they pick other names.

In The Little Lever Ghetto, for example......

8Justice for Dave! Empty Re: Justice for Dave! Mon Nov 07 2016, 11:57

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Fabians Right Peg wrote:Apparently he tried to buy his freedom

Justice for Dave! Stream10

and once that failed he almost managed to get away on the tube

Justice for Dave! Stream12


#prayfordave
looks a bit dodgy that picture to me, it looks like someone has sellotaped the tail on it to make it bigger,

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