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1Man hugs. Empty Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 13:09

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
To cut a long story short,I found a wallet this morning. It contained two twenty pound notes,two Halifax young saver cards,a credit card,various store cards and the guy's driving license.
Checking the address on the card showed that he only lived ten minutes away,so I legged it round there,hoping he'd be in.
He was still in bed,but threw on a dressing gown,and came down to see what I was wanting.
He was over the moon to get his stuff back,but,and here's my problem,proceeded to give me a man hug of epic proportions. 
Now,I'm not a hugger,of anyone. I don't do it. Men shouldn't do it. It's wrong.
Yet here I was,on a Warrington front doorstep,in the arms of a man I'd never met before,and feeling distinctly uncomfortable.
Are any of you huggers? Would you hug a stranger? I'm sure KP would.
Man hugs. FwXfklq

2Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 13:56

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I'm with you on this.

What's wrong with a good, firm hand-shake?

And I'm glad you've started this thread because it opens the door to something that I've pondered gauging opinion on on here before but always shied away from because it's a bit of an odd topic.

Mrs B's family don't see anything wrong with the male members thereof kissing each other and it makes me slightly uncomfortable.

Her brother's 36 and he still kisses his dad.

That's not normal, surely?

We've actually had a few rows over the years because his son (our nephew) has obviously grown up thinking that this is normal behaviour and still tries kissing me on the lips now, aged 15.

It's creepy and weird but it's just how they are.

I've said to Mrs B: "What's normal about me kissing a 15 year old boy on the lips?" but she can't see it and thinks I'm over reacting.

I'm not though, am I?

3Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 14:10

Guest


Guest
Man hugs. 2016-112

4Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 14:22

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Man hugs. F3b50de1f9b7fe79f5ee36c9816f4bd6

5Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 14:31

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Can one of the mods please re-title this thread to "bumchumary".

6Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 14:52

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Good on you taking the wallet round, I would have expected it of you boncey, but there's some who wouldn't have done it. And get in touch with your sensitive side...hugs are good for you. I'm sure if Brucey offered....

7Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 14:57

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I once found a phone in the park whilst walking my dog.

It was password protected so I paid £10 to have it unlocked so I could find out who owned it.

When I rang them they didn't even thank me, and subtly accused me of stealing it.

I sold it on eBay for £50.

8Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 16:10

okocha

okocha
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Hugs are a natural expression of affection for loved ones or sympathy for those in distress.

However, a man clad only in his night clothes indulging in over-long bodily intimacy as an expression of gratitude might be considered very awkward, especially if you could feel his passion all too clearly through his undies, Mr. Bonce.

9Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 16:35

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@okocha wrote:Hugs are a natural expression of affection for loved ones or sympathy for those in distress.

However, a man clad only in his night clothes indulging in over-long bodily intimacy as an expression of gratitude might be considered very awkward, especially if you could feel his passion all too clearly through his undies, Mr. Bonce.
Nothing passionate,just uncomfortable to a non hugger.

As for kissing your relatives,I've no problem with an Aunt or Granny,but if I'd kissed my Dad he'd have sent me to the nearest psychiatrist.

Two of the youngest lads in the family have started greeting all male friends/family like this,
Man hugs. Handshake+1
which I find equally odd. A firm handshake is good enough for me.

Maybe I'm emotionally retarded. Mind you,I still blub at the end of E.T.

10Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 16:51

Lard Lad

Lard Lad
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
I always get hugs from my boys if we have not seen each other for awhile it's manly, shaking hands is gay and you dont know where the hands have been.

11Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Sun Nov 20 2016, 16:57

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Chairmanda wrote:Good on you taking the wallet round, I would have expected it of you boncey, but there's some who wouldn't have done it. And get in touch with your sensitive side...hugs are good for you. I'm sure if Brucey offered....
Not even him. Supposing a bit of him fell off.

12Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Mon Nov 21 2016, 13:21

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Always hug friends and family - it's the law.

13Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Mon Nov 21 2016, 15:38

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
@Bread2.0 wrote:I'm with you on this.

What's wrong with a good, firm hand-shake?

And I'm glad you've started this thread because it opens the door to something that I've pondered gauging opinion on on here before but always shied away from because it's a bit of an odd topic.

Mrs B's family don't see anything wrong with the male members thereof kissing each other and it makes me slightly uncomfortable.

Her brother's 36 and he still kisses his dad.

That's not normal, surely?

We've actually had a few rows over the years because his son (our nephew) has obviously grown up thinking that this is normal behaviour and still tries kissing me on the lips now, aged 15.

It's creepy and weird but it's just how they are.

I've said to Mrs B: "What's normal about me kissing a 15 year old boy on the lips?" but she can't see it and thinks I'm over reacting.

I'm not though, am I?

Nowt wrong with a good hug in my book - anyone can have one.

Kissing is strictly reserved for my Mum, sisters, godmother, and sons but certainly not on the lips. That's strictly reserved for Mrs. McD when I can take her by surprise.

Anyone ticklish?

14Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Mon Nov 21 2016, 19:19

Guest


Guest
@finlaymcdanger wrote:
@Bread2.0 wrote:I'm with you on this.

What's wrong with a good, firm hand-shake?

And I'm glad you've started this thread because it opens the door to something that I've pondered gauging opinion on on here before but always shied away from because it's a bit of an odd topic.

Mrs B's family don't see anything wrong with the male members thereof kissing each other and it makes me slightly uncomfortable.

Her brother's 36 and he still kisses his dad.

That's not normal, surely?

We've actually had a few rows over the years because his son (our nephew) has obviously grown up thinking that this is normal behaviour and still tries kissing me on the lips now, aged 15.

It's creepy and weird but it's just how they are.

I've said to Mrs B: "What's normal about me kissing a 15 year old boy on the lips?" but she can't see it and thinks I'm over reacting.

I'm not though, am I?

Nowt wrong with a good hug in my book - anyone can have one.

Kissing is strictly reserved for my Mum, sisters, godmother, sons and most importantly Johnny but certainly not on the lips (apart from Johnny)
 That's strictly reserved for Mrs. McD when I can take her by surprise.

Anyone ticklish?
Thanks Fin

15Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Mon Nov 21 2016, 19:20

Guest


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@boltonbonce wrote:
@Chairmanda wrote:Good on you taking the wallet round, I would have expected it of you boncey, but there's some who wouldn't have done it. And get in touch with your sensitive side...hugs are good for you. I'm sure if Brucey offered....
Not even him. Supposing a bit of him fell off.
You're getting hugged like heck when i see you.

16Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Mon Nov 21 2016, 20:12

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@finlaymcdanger wrote:Kissing is strictly reserved for my Mum, sisters, godmother, and sons but certainly not on the lips. That's strictly reserved for Mrs. McD when I can take her by surprise.

Who is Mrs McDonald?

17Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Tue Nov 22 2016, 12:35

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@finlaymcdanger wrote:Kissing is strictly reserved for my Mum, sisters, godmother, and sons but certainly not on the lips. That's strictly reserved for Mrs. McD when I can take her by surprise.

Who is Mrs McDonald?
Ronald's missus
Man hugs. 1437179779-0

18Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Tue Nov 22 2016, 13:30

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
couple of big Mac's there for sure

19Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Tue Nov 22 2016, 14:09

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Norpig wrote:couple of big Mac's there for sure
And I'd imagine a quite tasty Mcflurry

20Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Tue Nov 22 2016, 16:19

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
More sexism on Nuts. You're driving the female posters away.

21Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Tue Nov 22 2016, 16:24

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
would you like Boncey to search for a hunky Ronald McDonald pic to post to redress the balance?

22Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Tue Nov 22 2016, 16:32

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:would you like Boncey to search for a hunky Ronald McDonald pic to post to redress the balance?
Jesus Norpig!

I'm getting images of Brucie in a Ronald McDonald suit now. Shocked

23Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Tue Nov 22 2016, 16:38

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@Norpig wrote:would you like Boncey to search for a hunky Ronald McDonald pic to post to redress the balance?
Jesus Norpig!

I'm getting images of Brucie in a Ronald McDonald suit now. Shocked
Man hugs. MOTiT3R

24Man hugs. Empty Re: Man hugs. on Tue Nov 22 2016, 16:46

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
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