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I think Whittam's stalking me.

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1I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 17:35

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I've just checked my emails and found this:

I think Whittam's stalking me. Bt_mai10


She sent me a personal invite to join her on Natasha but I said I needed to think about it for a bit before committing.

I also made the mistake of asking what was in it for me.

45 seconds later, that arrived.

Should I call the plod?

2I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 17:41

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm still waiting for a reply.

3I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 17:47

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I hope you washed your hands before you typed that.

4I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 17:47

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You share a sofa every Saturday

5I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm going to reply. What could possibly go wrong?

I think Whittam's stalking me. Safety-Not-Guaranteed

6I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:13

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
is that were Bill and Ted live?

7I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:14

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
i think the main issue is why does Breaders have over 5000 emails in his inbox? Thats a lot of penis enlargement and Russian wife emails waiting a reply

8I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:21

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
If I traveled back to 1950 and killed my Dad,how could I have existed in the future,to travel back in the first place.
Not that I had that in mind of course. I'm not a lunatic.

9I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 18:28

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@Norpig wrote:i think the main issue is why does Breaders have over 5000 emails in his inbox? Thats a lot of penis enlargement and Russian wife emails waiting a reply

Mrs B entered a competition on ITV to win a speedboat signed by And & Dec or something and because she's a biff who can never remember her own email address or phone number (which she's had for over 10 years, by the way), she used mine.

And glibly ticked all the boxes which basically said: "Yes, I love Spam, me. Send me the lot!"

10I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 21:41

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The worst ones to contact from a comp are bloody Sandersons blinds!

11I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 21:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:The worst ones to contact from a comp are bloody Sandersons blinds!
No wonder you need a curtain pole. Very Happy

12I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Mon Dec 19 2016, 21:51

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@boltonbonce wrote:I'm going to reply. What could possibly go wrong?

I think Whittam's stalking me. Safety-Not-Guaranteed
If he wants to go back in time surely it's safer just to go to Burnley

13I think Whittam's stalking me. Empty Re: I think Whittam's stalking me. on Sat Dec 24 2016, 14:29

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@whatsgoingon wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I'm going to reply. What could possibly go wrong?

I think Whittam's stalking me. Safety-Not-Guaranteed
If he wants to go back in time surely it's safer just to go to Burnley
I don't think anybody would want to go that far back in time.

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