Homeboltonbonce wrote:I tried Viagra. I took three pills to make sure.
When I dropped my pants I knocked myself out.
Those magnifying glasses can be lethal.
Would you complain?
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21 Re: Would you complain? Fri Feb 03 2017, 15:46
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Those magnifying glasses can be lethal.
23 Re: Would you complain? Fri Feb 03 2017, 19:16
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
Natasha Whittam wrote:I've been a virgin for the last 10 years as you well know.
I thought Cedric had penetrated your celibate state not long ago......
24 Re: Would you complain? Fri Feb 03 2017, 19:30
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Sex isn't just about penetration Okocha, you dirty bugger.
25 Re: Would you complain? Fri Feb 03 2017, 19:54
karlypants
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Is your alternative a bit like yoga then?Natasha Whittam wrote:Sex isn't just about penetration Okocha, you dirty bugger.
26 Re: Would you complain? Sat Feb 04 2017, 08:03
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Maybe if you stopped trying to force your other half to wear an Adam Le Fondre mask while you have sex, she might be a bit more willing.Norpig wrote:i'm just jealous Boggers i only have sex every Preston guild these days
27 Re: Would you complain? Sat Feb 04 2017, 09:36
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
bragshit
Combination of bragging and bullshit used to describe stories told by losers that are obviously untrue and are being told as a cry for attention or respect from whoever is unlucky enough to be listening.
Combination of bragging and bullshit used to describe stories told by losers that are obviously untrue and are being told as a cry for attention or respect from whoever is unlucky enough to be listening.
28 Re: Would you complain? Sat Feb 04 2017, 17:34
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
hmm you may have a point thereBwfc1958 wrote:Maybe if you stopped trying to force your other half to wear an Adam Le Fondre mask while you have sex, she might be a bit more willing.Norpig wrote:i'm just jealous Boggers i only have sex every Preston guild these days
29 Re: Would you complain? Tue Feb 07 2017, 20:09
Bolton Nuts
Admin
I reckon you should offer to bang his wife and see if the noise continues.
If it does just say that he must, therefore, be doing it wrong.
If it does just say that he must, therefore, be doing it wrong.
30 Re: Would you complain? Tue Feb 07 2017, 20:16
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
I think BOGGERS is a very lonely person and people should not poke fun at him.
31 Re: Would you complain? Tue Feb 07 2017, 20:19
Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
I don't think humping your hand can be classed as having sex. And the loud noises you think the neighbours can hear are similar to operating a drill or howling at the moon. On the other hand, ooeer Missus, nowt wrong with an active imagination.
32 Re: Would you complain? Tue Feb 07 2017, 20:28
karlypants
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Tom there's nothing too technical going on here mate, Boggers has decided to simply unmute the porn when his mum goes out shopping. 
33 Re: Would you complain? Tue Feb 07 2017, 21:59
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Jealousy is an ugly trait
34 Re: Would you complain? Tue Feb 07 2017, 22:00
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