What does Nat really look like?

boltonbonce · 1 What does Nat really look like? Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:00

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As a recipient of numerous death threats,I've always thought it would be handy to have an idea,however vague,of what I'm looking out for when bumbling about town minding my own business.
I just couldn't see her paying someone else to do a job she'd take great pleasure in doing herself,so I need to be pretty clued up.
Despite her boasting,I reckon she's a 2/10 in the looks department,so I reckon I could be pretty close to the mark if I keep my eyes out for someone looking very like Margaret Rutherford.
What does Nat really look like? Margaret-rutherford

What does Nat really look like? Margaret-rutherford

Anyone else got any info?

Reebok Trotter · 2 Re: What does Nat really look like? Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:04

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A cross between Joyce Grenfell and Lauren Harries would be my guess.

boltonbonce · 3 Re: What does Nat really look like? Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:06

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Reebok Trotter wrote:A cross between Joyce Grenfell and Lauren Harries would be my guess.

Even Trump would think twice at having a go at those two.

doffcocker · 4 Re: What does Nat really look like? Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:08

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There was a fat bitch at Asda tonight in her dressing gown and trainers, stood hoarding all the reduced 10p pizzas.

It made me think of Nat, although I'm sure she was in Waitrose really, in a suit and high heels looking down her hooter at everyone.

karlypants · 5 Re: What does Nat really look like? Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:22

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Nora Batty springs to mind.

boltonbonce · 6 Re: What does Nat really look like? Mon Feb 06 2017, 21:26

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karlypants wrote:Nora Batty springs to mind.

Keep your sex dreams out of it. Very Happy

karlypants · 7 Re: What does Nat really look like? Mon Feb 06 2017, 22:10

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boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Nora Batty springs to mind.

Keep your sex dreams out of it.

Bollotom2014 · 8 Re: What does Nat really look like? Mon Feb 06 2017, 22:57

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Probably the difference between two pints of John Smiths and fourteen pints of White Lightning Cider. Twisted Evil

karlypants · 9 Re: What does Nat really look like? Tue Feb 07 2017, 01:24

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Bollotom2014 wrote:Probably the difference between two pints of John Smiths and fourteen pints of White Lightning Cider.

Floor cleaner it is. Laughing

Norpig · 10 Re: What does Nat really look like? Tue Feb 07 2017, 08:41

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There is going to be a record number of death threats issued when she sees this Very Happy

I reckon she looks just like this

What does Nat really look like? Article-1243029-07D9FE65000005DC-562_235x247

Natasha Whittam · 11 Re: What does Nat really look like? Tue Feb 07 2017, 11:01

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You fooking gobshites, I'm hotter than all your wives and girlfriends put together.

On many occasions I've been asked not to attend places for fear of putting people off their food/game/work.

I'm a head-turner. You lot are just jealous.

Soul Kitchen · 12 Re: What does Nat really look like? Tue Feb 07 2017, 11:17

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Natasha Whittam wrote:
I'm a head-turner. You lot are just jealous.

Quasimodo was a head turner! Join the club!!

finlaymcdanger · 13 Re: What does Nat really look like? Tue Feb 07 2017, 13:12

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What does Nat really look like? Piers-10

Lard Lad · 14 Re: What does Nat really look like? Tue Feb 07 2017, 13:52

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Norpig wrote:There is going to be a record number of death threats issued when she sees this

I reckon she looks just like this

Looks like she's holding Frogmella unless she's got that brown baby like everyone else on the estate she wanted.

Boggersbelief · 15 Re: What does Nat really look like? Wed Feb 08 2017, 13:06

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I'm one of the very few people that's met nat in person.. she's a handsome woman that is troubled terribly by acne

Lard Lad · 16 Re: What does Nat really look like? Wed Feb 08 2017, 14:20

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Boggersbelief wrote:I'm one of the very few people that's met nat in person.. she's a handsome woman that is troubled terribly by acne

I asked an old country woman i know that lives in a shed and she recommends going to sleep at night with a hot mustard face pack for six days and it will be gone.

boltonbonce · 17 Re: What does Nat really look like? Wed Feb 08 2017, 14:26

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Lard Lad wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:I'm one of the very few people that's met nat in person.. she's a handsome woman that is troubled terribly by acne

I asked an old country woman i know that lives in a shed and she recommends going to sleep at night with a hot mustard face pack for six days and it will be gone.

Her face,or the acne? Sounds a bit extreme.

boltonbonce · 18 Re: What does Nat really look like? Wed Feb 08 2017, 14:30

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Sebamed soap is an excellent solution for many people.

https://wonderhowwonderwhy.wordpress.com/2014/05/19/acne-acne-acne-sebamed-your-prayers-being-answered/

wanderlust · 19 Re: What does Nat really look like? Wed Feb 08 2017, 15:43

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Ah! That explains why she wears the paper bag over her head.

Or did I just insist? Can't remember TBH - it was a heavy night and the rest of the team weren't as fussy as me.

gloswhite · 20 Re: What does Nat really look like? Wed Feb 08 2017, 16:27

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Lard Lad wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:I'm one of the very few people that's met nat in person.. she's a handsome woman that is troubled terribly by acne

I asked an old country woman i know that lives in a shed and she recommends going to sleep at night with a hot mustard face pack for six days and it will be gone.

Who the fuck can sleep for 6 days ? Well done Nat, you#re sooo talented Very Happy

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