Predict next weeks big news!

Don't know if I will end up playing this on my own or not but could be fun.

Bolton Wanderers
Next week Bolton Wanderers will lose another player to either long term injury or a sale to another club.

Local
A woman will have triplets.

National
Some sort of Olympic crisis, of course.

Worldwide
A disaster. A plane will crash into the sea. Sad but true.

Anyone else want to guess?
(Actually this might be rubbish)

Bolton Wanderers
Bolton Wanderers will add three players to the roster - two midfielders and a loan striker.

Local
Man slips in dog pile on sidewalk, sues town council.

National
Man held outside showing of "The Dark Knight Rises" with handgun - claims to have been 'on the lookout for shooters'.

Worldwide
World's first mass nude same-sex marriage ceremony planned for Dover.

(I could be wrong but stranger things have happened!)

Bolton Wanderers
We sign no-one, but are linked with a big name (which leads to nothing)

Local
A woman doesn't have triplets and no-one sues the council

National
Team GB do something extraordinary

Worldwide
Major floods/storms in another county

Coyle gets the sack.
Elton John comes out and admits he's Heterosexual.
David Moyes eyeballs finally explode.
Someone posts on Bolton Banter.

Bolton Wanderers
Supporter wins £250 million in Euro Lottery and buys BWFC. Gartside and Coyle handed new jobs in food kiosk.

Local
Great Lever changes name to Fucking Massive Lever in honour of its most famous citizen, Kerry from fatslags.com.

National
Glasgow Rangers join South Australian Amateur Soccer League Sunday Division 7.

Worldwide
USA - National Rifle Association folds due to lack of interest.

Numpty 28723 wrote:Bolton Wanderers
Supporter wins £250 million in Euro Lottery and buys BWFC. Gartside and Coyle handed new jobs in food kiosk.

Local
Great Lever changes name to Fucking Massive Lever in honour of its most famous citizen, Kerry from fatslags.com.

National
Glasgow Rangers join South Australian Amateur Soccer League Sunday Division 7.

Worldwide
USA - National Rifle Association folds due to lack of interest.

I think the last one is a non starter.

Bolton Wanderers

Holden's hopeful return is shattered when he needs more work on his knee



Local

Local bus company folds because of lack of passengers and high fuel prices



Nationwide

Surprise floods hit Mythemlroyd and Hebden Bridge for a third time this year



Worldwide

Al - quaeda launch a terrorist attack on the Olympic rowing events!

If that last one comes off, Chris, expect a dawn raid on your pad.

Anyone had triplets or sued the council... This week is results week...