Piers Morgan's just got me kicked off Twitter for 12 hours.

All I said was: "Banning Muslims is fine, as is hacking phones & faking pics to sell papers, is it? Wanker."

And then five minutes later I received a polite message from Twitter telling me they'd had a complaint and I was receiving a temporary ban.

Should I be pleased that I actually needled the twat or should I apologise to him?

What with him being a paragon of virtue and not at all a complete and utter cockwombling shit-gibbon......

It was in response to this, by the way:

The break will do you good. 

Glad you pissed him off though,the odious toerag.

But who's going to tell Donald Trump he's being stupid if I can't get on Twitter?

If WW3 kicks off in the next 12 hours, it's squarely on Morgan's head.

Apologise Breaders. Let the smug bastard drift for a while then ask him about Milly Dowling and her hacked phone. The smarmy sonofabitch. I'd clatter his teeth if he came within arms reach. The tosser is in the same camp as Murdoch and other slimy twunks.

i wish he'd go away, its hard to crack one off to Suzanne in the morning when that idiot is sat next to her, almost puts me off my stroke. I have to resort to covering one half of the screen with a tea towel

Stop making me laugh while I'm on the khazi.

Norpig wrote:i wish he'd go away, its hard to crack one off to Suzanne in the morning when that idiot is sat next to her, almost puts me off my stroke. I have to resort to covering one half of the screen with a tea towel

You need professional help.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:i wish he'd go away, its hard to crack one off to Suzanne in the morning when that idiot is sat next to her, almost puts me off my stroke. I have to resort to covering one half of the screen with a tea towel

You need professional help.

Is that you offering to help Mr Pig with his onanism problem?

Mates rates?

Bread2.0 wrote:Is that you offering to help Mr Pig with his onanism problem?

Mates rates?

You know full well that if he saw me his problem would get worse.

If he saw you,he'd need a bigger towel.

Is this a family website for a family club I ask myself?

Cajunboy wrote:Is this a family website for a family club I ask myself?

Nope.

I've just sent Piers a message asking him how he got Breadman banned. I want to use it on here.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I've just sent Piers a message asking him how he got Breadman banned. I want to use it on here.

I think you have to know the right people.