Hands up if you're a political party with an MP sitting in the UK Parliament?

No, not you, UKIP!

Put your hand down.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39393213

Tee fucking hee.....

He'll soon find a party that suits him. Might take time though.

Professional MP. Couldn't make it in the industrial world, can't make it in Parliament. Let's hope his constituency deselect him. Two faced blighter!

Ten points that man for using the word 'blighter'.

I like the cut of your jib.

Carswell is not standing and will vote Conservative but Farage is thinking about giving it another go.

I can't see UKIP vote standing up very well now that we are on our way to Brexit.

Lib Dem to once again become the home of the protest vote perhaps?

There would seem to be a landslide on the cards for the Tories, however, with the powerhouse that is the Green Party, calling for the coalition of themselves, and Labour, (and probably the SNP), it could end up as just a big win for them instead. 
Whatever happens, just watching the parties scurrying around trying to get themselves in order, even though they've been saying they are all ready, should be quite interesting.
The only good thing is that we only have a short time to put up with it all.

"Let's all laugh at UKIP! Let's all laugh at UKIP! Na naa na naa! Oosh! Na naa na naa.....!"

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/05/ukip-faces-electoral-wipeout-after-losing-every-seat-it-had-held

Quality!

Now do us all a favour, collapse your tents, climb back into your knackered old vans and fuck off.

UKIP vote collapsed here too however they've all gone over to the Tories so what was a fairly safe LibDem Council seat is going to be close although the result hasn't been announced yet.

The Tories take back Lancashire. What a glorious day.

Labour in turmoil.

Looking forward to June!

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Looking forward to June!

2 years clear and thus legally able to finally engage in sexual activity with a stranger without having to inform them prior to the act that they may be at risk of contracting something unpleasant?

Fantastic!

We're all chuffed for you, love - Shag away!

Lib Dems comfortably hold Aylsham but UKIP got wiped.
Interesting elections these as the Tories didn't gain as much as expected, Labour didn't crash and burn as much as expected, SNP didn't maintain the level of dominance they expected, LibDems and Greens improved vastly - but not as much as expected.
In fact the only party that met pre-election expectations were UKIP whose fanbase collapsed - so perhaps they'll finally disappear after the general election?

UKIP have to fold now, they've attained their main, (and only), political target. 
I have to say, that I haven't heard anything at all about sensible policies, so its obvious they're hanging on, more in hope than anything else.