Bolton Wanderers Football Club Fan Forum for all BWFC Supporters.


You are not connected. Please login or register

Nuts we have a problem!

4 posters

Go down  Message [Page 1 of 1]

1Nuts we have a problem! Empty Nuts we have a problem! Sun May 07 2017, 09:57

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I woke up this fine Sunday morning and a feeling of dread washed over me, i remembered my last dream before i woke up and it involved Nuts and a certain Preston Businesswoman of the year  Shocked

Does this mean i have offiicially become a Nuts addict? Does anyone else have dreams that include this site or is it just me?

And for the record there was no sex involved as i know how all your minds work on here

2Nuts we have a problem! Empty Re: Nuts we have a problem! Sun May 07 2017, 10:26

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Dreamt about Sluffy once Embarassed 

Can't remember what it was about though which is probably a good thing. Very Happy 

I'm glad that I'm not the only one now who has done this.

3Nuts we have a problem! Empty Re: Nuts we have a problem! Sun May 07 2017, 10:29

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

It can't be avoided I'm afraid Norpig. I don't really remember most of my dreams unless they are real crackers, but I was driving through Penwortham yesterday while I was working and it immediately reminded me of a certain poster on here. Whittam is everywhere. It's like an itch you can't scratch or a horrific disease that can't be cured. You'll just have to live with it now. She'll haunt your dreams like Freddie Kreuger until you're either dead or committed, living out the rest of your days wearing a straight jacket in a padded room as complete insanity takes over. 

Anyway, enjoy your Sunday. You don't have many left.

4Nuts we have a problem! Empty Re: Nuts we have a problem! Sun May 07 2017, 11:08

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It bothers me that I've pushed ALF out of Norpig's sex dreams.

5Nuts we have a problem! Empty Re: Nuts we have a problem! Sun May 07 2017, 11:17

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

it wasn't a sex dream, it was all based online which is probably more worrying as it means i spend far too much time on the internet in general, between Nuts and porn i don't know where my day goes  Very Happy

6Nuts we have a problem! Empty Re: Nuts we have a problem! Sun May 07 2017, 11:31

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:it wasn't a sex dream, it was all based online which is probably more worrying as it means i spend far too much time on the internet in general, between Nuts and porn i don't know where my day goes  Very Happy
lol!

Sponsored content



Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 1]

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum