Don't you just hate it.....

When this happens?
She ought to be using Ocado,like yours truly.
Fur coat and no knickers,if you ask me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-41666690

Nice pendant. My gardener's chauffeur's wife has an identical one - but she only shops at Waitrose, obviously.

wanderlust wrote:Nice pendant. My gardener's chauffeur's wife has an identical one - but she only shops at Waitrose, obviously.

I'll mention that to the Duke of Argyll,when I see him in Greggs.

Some people have the IQ of a house plant, and I bet the reward probably consists of Twirls and Pepsi's.

When you stand on an upturned plug in your bare feet.
Just done it again.

boltonbonce wrote:When you stand on an upturned plug in your bare feet.
Just done it again.

Lego is another one that's bad for that as well.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:When you stand on an upturned plug in your bare feet.
Just done it again.

Lego is another one that's bad for that as well.

That's right. Been done a few times with those bastards.
And hair curlers.

Dogs wire hair brush dozens of holes bleeding in your foot.

Kicking chairs in your bare feet, and breaking your toe.

gloswhite wrote:Kicking chairs in your bare feet, and breaking your toe.

If you will insist on going to the match naked....

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:When you stand on an upturned plug in your bare feet.
Just done it again.

Lego is another one that's bad for that as well.

I once lined up a path of my son's Lego, like hot coals, and made him walk on it to teach him a lesson about leaving the damn things all over the house for people to stand on. 'Doesn't hurt'.

Tearing your butt hole when you do a very large dump.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Kicking chairs in your bare feet, and breaking your toe.

If you will insist on going to the match naked....

I was hoping to meet you Nat, and didn't want to waste time.