I shouldn't laugh but.........

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/15814512.Grandfather__39_s_testicle_explodes_after_contracting_rare_form_of_salmonella_on_Tunisian_holiday/

Not as funny as this.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/21/man-19-inch-penis-cant-work-cant-fit-work-uniforms-7175807/

One has to wonder what you two google to come up with this stuff. 

MartinBWFC wrote:One has to wonder what you two google to come up with this stuff. 

It's simple:

Cock, knob, willy, penis, johnson, junk.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

MartinBWFC wrote:One has to wonder what you two google to come up with this stuff. 

It's simple:

Cock, knob, willy, penis, johnson, junk.

Thank's for the tip, but I wasn't asking for help, clearly it's a hobby of yours though.

Yeah usually one of them words with the added cheap removal after

Natasha Whittam wrote:

MartinBWFC wrote:One has to wonder what you two google to come up with this stuff. 

It's simple:

Cock, knob, willy, penis, johnson, junk.

They're my solicitors!

My story was the lead on the BN website, must be a slow news day 

i'm sure i read somewhere the other day that the long schlong that bloke has was a fake?

If he gets a stiffy surely he'd faint from loss of blood to the brain. Hanging weights from it FFS. I've been carrying my Mum's shopping home for some years but my knuckles still don't touch the ground...despite what some of my Southern buddies opine.

Some people can be sensitive. Look at Nat before she discovered Veet. Underarm hair was the least of her problems.

I can feel a death threat coming on for someone 

Reminds me of an awful non-pc joke which I shame to repeat here.....but I'm going to!  Apologies if it's been told before on here.

Man goes into the gents and glances at the black man at the next urinal. He catches sight of his huge dong and can't help himself pointing and saying, "So it's true what they say about you guys"

"What? Oh, you mean this little chap......No. The old stereotype's not true. Forget that for goodness sake. it's not nature's doing!"

"What d'you mean....not natural?"

"Well, if you hang weights from yours as I did, you can have one just as big. Every evening for 15 minutes or so with ever-increasing weights."

"Wow....I'm gonna try that! Thanks for the advice."

A few months later, the two happen to bump into each other again. 

"Hey, how's it hanging?" says the negro      (Free extra joke there, on the house! )   "Have you been doing what I told you?"

"Yep, every night, just as you advised me."

"And.....is it like mine now?"

"Er....well, yes and no....."

"What d'you mean?.....yes and no?"

"Well, it's turned black!!"

I trust okocha will be serving a ban very shortly.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I trust okocha will be serving a ban very shortly.

For not being funny? 
The elephant, elephant joke is similarly distasteful but at least it's witty.