Haircuts

Although I'm 64,I'm lucky enough to still have a full head of hair,and although it's now completely grey,I still take a certain pride in it.
However,I hate going to the barbers,and,as a consequence,I frequently look a little like this. (Minus the huge brain).
I suppose my question is,should how your hair looks bother you when you reach a certain age?
Do I need to have a fancy cut? Have it coloured?Pony tail?
Or is a quick going over with the shears all I need at my age?
Any of you lot picky about your thatch?(If you have one).

Cecil looks upset. Is it this thread?

A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?

Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?

Not another new low?
As for your question,yes. My bikini line is perfect.

My wife cuts my hair with a set of Sainsbury's clippers. I've not been to a barbers for 30 years- so think of the money I've saved
Stick to a short back and sides!!

I went into a different barbers a month or so ago, and he asked me if I wanted scissors or machine, (clippers I assume). He was Turkish, and I told him I thought he should use both. Have been back to my regular, Greek Cypriot, barbers since, and I no longer have a hair style that looks like a scalped badger.

Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?

I do. The question is does anyone else?

This from a pube barber.

I charge a fiver per region to the customer's requirements. So scrotum, shaft and pubic mound would be £15. Make sure you use a comb and hold the scrotum in the same way you'd wax. Should take you no more that 10 mins including pants down and up again!

Depending on the guy's growth pattern I'd offer to grade onto his legs or up his stomach.

I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Get an 80's Phil Collins mullet or an early Antonio Banderas curly black perm i read pensioners wet their baggies over those or maybe start the David Cassidy look again would be your best bet he had more women than Elvis and Tom Jones combined but he did have it over them in the wang department as well as looks. Just imagine how Mrs Bonce would react to you coming home looking that cool bonce.

karlypants wrote:I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Who holds the magnifying glass?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Who holds the magnifying glass?

Sorry KP.

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:I usually just get the bic razor out Boncey.

Who holds the magnifying glass?

Sorry KP.

Thanks for the support mate. 

You don't need a magnifying glass, but you will need the tweezers 

boltonbonce wrote:This from a pube barber.

I charge a fiver per region to the customer's requirements. So scrotum, shaft and pubic mound would be £15. Make sure you use a comb and hold the scrotum in the same way you'd wax. Should take you no more that 10 mins including pants down and up again!

Depending on the guy's growth pattern I'd offer to grade onto his legs or up his stomach.

Do they have to sit upside down in the barbers chair?

karlypants wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.

Coming tomorrow: Do you trim your pubes?

I do. The question is does anyone else?

Is your other job porn actor KP?  

Norpig wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:This from a pube barber.

I charge a fiver per region to the customer's requirements. So scrotum, shaft and pubic mound would be £15. Make sure you use a comb and hold the scrotum in the same way you'd wax. Should take you no more that 10 mins including pants down and up again!

Depending on the guy's growth pattern I'd offer to grade onto his legs or up his stomach.

Do they have to sit upside down in the barbers chair?

Wouldn't matter to Nat. She'd look the same either way up.

What a job to have, i think i'd rather be unemployed 

Many moons ago I took a picture of Haircut 100's drummer to the hairdresser and asked them to match it on my bonce. They didn't.