Please DO NOT take any offence to this post, anything said is all done in jest.
Jonathan Long starts us off with a new chant. Let's hope it doesn't catch on.
Jonathan Long wrote:Walking in the Middlebrook retail park, to see the university of bolton's aces.... Ohhhh my lads.....
Nottingham Trotter doesn't care what the fans think, it's all about the money for him. Is he Ken in disguise?
nottinghamtrotter wrote:Meltdown on FB, BEN etc. Who cares - as long as they were the highest bidder....
On the other hand, Linda Twindell cares what the fans think.
Linda Twindell wrote:Why does the name have to be constantly changed - let fans vote on a name and stick to it instead of this constant changing ..... not keen on this one
Claudia must have a small a small mouth.
ClaudiaDoherty wrote:Bit of a mouthful!
Georgi asks a very good question.
georgewalker18 wrote:Do we get student discount now we attend uni every week??
Marc505 likes it and has already come up with a new nickname.
Marc505 wrote:It's something local and tied to the community that people should be proud of, dunno why people are moaning.
Up the TUBS!
Andy Beardsworth is still stuck in the past.
Andybea wrote:Call it what you want it will always be called the reebok to us
Mick Johnston is now worried about our next kit manufacturers.
Mick Johnston wrote:Ffs what next kit made by pampers
Alex German thinks we are the next Wigan.
Alex German wrote:What an absolute disgrace, we’re a laughing stock
1969 doesn't realise Blackburn is already using his "shit tip" idea for their stadium name.
John-paul is happy he can now tell his mother he's going to the the 6th worst university in the country.
shortietgt wrote:At least my mum wont call me a disappointment when i tell her im starting to go uni
Bolton Diver hasn't realised that the ST has pissed all it's money up the wall, according to Sluffy.
boltondiver wrote:Surprised the Supporters Trust didn’t make a bid
Lynn Gardner doesn't understand that moaning is what us Bolton fans do best.
Lynn Gardner wrote:Back your town you moaning sods
Whereas David Bryan knows our fans too well.
David Bryan wrote:Probably the only way half of our fans will make it to university
Even the tinpot Scots are laughing at us according to Barry Howarth.
Barry Howarth wrote:Shite. Embarrassing. I live in Scotland just got my season ticket yday. Everyone up here is laughing at us. Just wished someone would buy the club out right.
Horwich somehow manages to come up with an even more dire name for the stadium.
Horwich wrote:Next time it comes up for bidding, all stick a grand in and re-name it WANDERERSWAYS Stadium
EDIT: Credit to Nat for the idea. I hope I've managed to make this just as good as your BEL special.