Arseholes.

Join the Dollar Shave Club, you posing, posturing arseholes!
I've just about had enough of these bastards. They're all over youtube.
If it's not their beards, it's their eyebrows or their hair, and I'm sick of it.
When I scrape my face, I don't feel the need to film it, then post it online complete with commentary.
What next? How to take a dump? Arse wiping for men on the move? How to pee and shave at the same time?
It's an outrage.

You bastard!! 

I actually watched that.

I knew Bomboni would turn up. If Dr Dmitri shows his face I'm leaving the country. I can't escape from them.

One of the few times I'm glad I don't need to shave all that much. I get five o'clock shadow after about 5 days and I've never been able to grow a decent beard in my life. In fact calling it bum fluff would be an insult to bum fluff.