Testicles on TV.

Just turned the TV on, and was confronted by a pair of testicles. This Morning were doing a testicular examination, live, and in full colour.
I've had to make myself a strong brew.
I know this is an important subject, but it put me off my biscuits.

Was it Pip Schofield popping out his bollocks?

Norpig wrote:Was it Pip Schofield popping out his bollocks?

No, Phil keeps his in a bag under his bed. It was some bloke off a reality show.

It just had to be.