Sex At Work: Good or Bad?

Natasha Whittam · 1 Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 12:56

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Those of you that follow my work will know there is a sex problem at Whittam International, the company I run. We've had to sack an employee for jizzing in the mens toilets, break up a sex club (what happens at sex club stays at sex club, unless it's herpes), and warn members of staff that exposing themselves in the office is not a "laugh" if you're 73 years old and have a heart condition.

Anyway, all has been quiet for a few weeks but last night it was brought to my attention that two members of the Accounts Dept are having sex in Conference Room 2 at lunchtime. It only came to light when my office manager found a used condom on the overhead projector.

So how do you feel about sex at work? If it's at lunchtime is it fair game to shag one another on the conference table? After all, I'm happy for people to eat their lunch in the Conference Room, play console games, or just have a chat. Is having sex just another way to spend your lunch hour?

Have you ever had sex at work - did it work out?

largehat · 2 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:02

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I thought sex at work only happened in pornographic films.

Natasha Whittam · 3 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:06

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largehat wrote:I thought sex at work only happened in pornographic films.

You poor naive bellend.

Everyone around you is having sex.

largehat · 4 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:11

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Natasha Whittam wrote:
Everyone around you is having sex.

Guest · 5 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:12

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Defo a good thing. 18 year old Bolton hater was seduced by a much older woman at his first job. she'd make excuses to get everyone out of the office then call me in from the yard and suck on my length while I watched GMTV.

Natasha Whittam · 6 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:15

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Bolton Hater wrote:Defo a good thing. 18 year old Bolton hater was seduced by a much older woman at his first job. she'd make excuses to get everyone out of the office then call me in from the yard and suck on my length while I watched GMTV.

I haven't got time to listen to you reminisce about the slags in your office.

What I want to know is do people think sex in your lunchbreak is acceptable?

bwfc71 · 7 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:18

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bolton Hater wrote:Defo a good thing. 18 year old Bolton hater was seduced by a much older woman at his first job. she'd make excuses to get everyone out of the office then call me in from the yard and suck on my length while I watched GMTV.

I haven't got time to listen to you reminisce about the slags in your office.

What I want to know is do people think sex in your lunchbreak is acceptable?

Natasha, you missed something there which proves he is lying...... If all he says happened at the workplace and other staff were excused then how the hell was he watching GMTV at lunchtime?

Guest · 8 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:25

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never had sex at work, although i have had a relationship with a work colleage and it wasn't worth it! as soon as we split up he went all crazy on me and started trying to embarrass me at work.

Hipster_Nebula · 9 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:33

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I can't wait to see what "quent" is going to bring to this thread.

Natasha Whittam · 10 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:34

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Hipster_Nebula wrote:I can't wait to see what "quent" is going to bring to this thread.

Have you ever had sex (at work or otherwise)?

Hipster_Nebula · 11 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:35

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I can't wait to see what "quent" is going to bring to this thread.

Have you ever had sex (at work or otherwise)?

No I'm a 27 year old virgin! Sad

whats sex like nat?

Natasha Whittam · 12 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:36

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Hipster_Nebula wrote:

No I'm a 27 year old virgin!

whats sex like nat?

You're asking the wrong person. Virgin for 10 years.

Come on folks, I just want to know if you are bothered by people having sex during the lunch hour? People could be in your conference room/bathroom doing it right now. Are you seething?

bwfc71 · 13 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:55

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ladies toilets at lunchtime at work with a colleague - god I love Aussie women when they get going!!!!

Angry Dad · 14 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 15:16

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Yes i have a few times, but i travel around a lot so it was not alway's inside.
Once with the manageress of a boutique in a changing room and then again on a loading bay. A few times with a lady GP but not at her work place. Once with a WPC off duty in my storage locker. The best was a very young waitress in a storeroom at a Harvester Restaurant in north London. There are more but these were the best.

Hipster_Nebula · 15 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 15:23

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bwfc71 wrote:ladies toilets at lunchtime at work with a colleague - god I love Aussie women when they get going!!!!

wanderlust · 16 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 15:53

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3 times - twice good, once bad and never worth the hassle that followed.

Lyric Todkill · 17 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 20:24

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sex anywhere with anyone, including oneself, is great.

Had plenty

Quoncy · 18 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 20:58

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I've had sex with colleagues before but never on work premises.

Given the chance, I'd love to spend my lunch break getting jiggy in the boardroom.

Sex At Work: Good or Bad?

1 Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 12:56

Natasha Whittam

2 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:02

largehat

3 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:06

Natasha Whittam

4 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:11

largehat

5 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:12

Guest

6 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:15

Natasha Whittam

7 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:18

bwfc71

8 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:25

Guest

9 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:33

Hipster_Nebula

10 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:34

Natasha Whittam

11 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:35

Hipster_Nebula

12 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:36

Natasha Whittam

13 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:55

bwfc71

14 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 15:16

Angry Dad

15 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 15:23

Hipster_Nebula

16 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 15:53

wanderlust

17 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 20:24

Lyric Todkill

18 Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 20:58

Quoncy