Songs That really kick Ass.

TOP FIVE ONLY.

1-In The Air Tonight- Phil Collins.

2-Wont Get Fooled Again- The Who.

3-Start Me up- Rolling Stones.

4-Helter Skelter-Beatles.

5-Natural Born Woman-Humble Pie

When you say "kick ass" what are you meaning exactly??

Natasha Whittam wrote:When you say "kick ass" what are you meaning exactly??

Whatever definition is used, Phil Collins ain't no ass kicker

Lyric Todkill wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:When you say "kick ass" what are you meaning exactly??

Whatever definition is used, Phil Collins ain't no ass kicker

I take it to mean songs that really 'rock', but apart from the famous drum solo, which does rock, I don't know why In the Air Tonight is AD's number one.

1. Red Barchetta - Rush
2. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
3. Raining Blood - Slayer
4. Black Diamond - Kiss
5. School - Supertramp

Songs that I could listen to over and over again.

The crazy frog, I could seriously kick that fuckers ass.

Songs that kick ass - if that is songs that seriously 'rock' in the conventional sense:

1. Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin, 1970



2. Paint It, Black - Rolling Stones, 1966



3. Changes, Jimi Hendrix & Buddy Miles, 1969



4. Happiness is a Warm Gun, The Beatles, 1968



5. Hysteria, Muse, 2003

I can feel it cummin in my hand tonight.

largehat wrote:

Lyric Todkill wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:When you say "kick ass" what are you meaning exactly??

Whatever definition is used, Phil Collins ain't no ass kicker

I take it to mean songs that really 'rock', but apart from the famous drum solo, which does rock, I don't know why In the Air Tonight is AD's number one.

Its a great song to kick ass to LH and one that's got very happy memories of me visiting my ex brother in law turning it up loud on repeat and beating the shit out of him with a sand filled sock. Due to him physically abusing my sister for years. Every time i hear it,it makes me feel good. He could feel it coming in the air that night Oh yeah.

Angry Dad wrote:Its a great song to kick ass to LH and one that's got very happy memories of me visiting my ex brother in law turning it up loud on repeat and beating the shit out of him with a sand filled sock. Due to him physically abusing my sister for years. Every time i hear it,it makes me feel good. He could feel it coming in the air that night Oh yeah.

Bugger off AD, you've got a crazy story for every occasion. You're either the most interesting man who has ever lived, or you've got a great imagination.

"Just hang on a minute, I want to leather you to Phil Collins".

I want it all to be true, believe me AD.

largehat wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Its a great song to kick ass to LH and one that's got very happy memories of me visiting my ex brother in law turning it up loud on repeat and beating the shit out of him with a sand filled sock. Due to him physically abusing my sister for years. Every time i hear it,it makes me feel good. He could feel it coming in the air that night Oh yeah.

Bugger off AD, you've got a crazy story for every occasion. You're either the most interesting man who has ever lived, or you've got a great imagination.

"Just hang on a minute, I want to leather you to Phil Collins".

I want it all to be true, believe me AD.

Rest easy LH You have only heard the tame stuff ,i fucking kid you not. Whats this about you in leather and phil collins you dont have a gimp suit do you?

Angry Dad wrote:Rest easy LH You have only heard the tame stuff ,i fucking kid you not. Whats this about you in leather and phil collins you dont have a gimp suit do you?

I see what you did there! But no, not into any of that weird shit. S&M and what have you. Snogged a fat girl wearing a dog collar when I was a student.

I'm just gonna post some of my favourite songs at the minute...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKtTmZnVhhI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rbw5FaCAzw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnUBu8SFk0

This would be one of my top 5
Rolling Stones... Street fighting Man.

https://youtu.be/qUO8ScYVeDo

Five incredible, in your face tracks that everyone should own. Angry Dad, Largehat and the rest of you with sad musical tastes should have a good listen to these five bangers.

Tim Dog "Fuck Compton" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzeM2J3Emk

Body Count "Cop Killer" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSvD5SM_uI4

Whale "Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up7su7CeMU

Public Enemy & Anthrax "Bring The Noise" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBA-xi8WuCU

NWA "Straight Outta Compton" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8

Natasha Whittam wrote:Five incredible, in your face tracks that everyone should own. Angry Dad, Largehat and the rest of you with sad musical tastes should have a good listen to these five bangers.

Tim Dog "Fuck Compton" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzeM2J3Emk

Body Count "Cop Killer" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSvD5SM_uI4

Whale "Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up7su7CeMU

Public Enemy & Anthrax "Bring The Noise" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBA-xi8WuCU

NWA "Straight Outta Compton" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8

You like yer black cock then nat. As nan Taylor would say (what a load of shit) Rap is not music its fucking no talent absolute jokey shite.

Only a wannabee black man would like that shite a wigger i think the term is. No way you are a bird if that's your thing.

AD, you're right, but Natasha might legally still be a bloke. I don't know what stage his/her gender reassignment is at. Whatever, she's still fitter than Carol Vorderman.

Angry Dad wrote: As nan Taylor would say (what a load of shit) Rap is not music its fucking no talent absolute jokey shite.

I've nothing against people who like happy-clappy stuff like The Beatles, but lyrically I need more.

Tim Dog is a lyrical genius:

You really think that you can rhyme
Well come and get some of this loaded tech-nine
Bo bo bo shots are cold gunning
And you'll really be 100 Miles and Running
You wanna play go ride in a sleigh
I'm so large I fuck Michel le'
In the bathroom we was boning
You shoulda heard how the bitch was moaning
"Do do do do dooo do do do do do do do"
Shut the fuck up bitch, you can't sing
Ya sound like a kid playing on a swing (Fuck you!)

largehat wrote:AD, you're right, but Natasha might legally still be a bloke. I don't know what stage his/her gender reassignment is at. Whatever, she's still fitter than Carol Vorderman.

Stop it LH The vorderman arse is the eighth wonder of the world.