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1Odd Punishment Empty Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 17:51

xmiles

xmiles
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I am not condoning what he did (although god knows why seagulls are a protected species) but he had to pay an £85 victim surcharge. Was this paid to the seagull's next of kin?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47557456

2Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 17:54

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
got off lightly the fucking freak. Bet he beats his dog up behind close doors too.

3Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 17:57

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The victim surcharge goes to local council and it’s just another form of tax?

The victim never sees it from what I understand.

4Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 18:00

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I agree with Boggers, he got off lightly.

This story also pissed me off on the BBC website:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47558766

Why on earth are Thomas Cook apologising? Put a fucking top on love.

5Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 18:05

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I agree with Boggers, he got off lightly.

This story also pissed me off on the BBC website:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47558766

Why on earth are Thomas Cook apologising? Put a fucking top on love.

She ain’t got wonky tits

6Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 18:21

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I agree with Boggers, he got off lightly.

This story also pissed me off on the BBC website:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47558766

Why on earth are Thomas Cook apologising? Put a fucking top on love.

She ain’t got wonky tits

She’s jealous. That’s what it is Boggers. Very Happy

7Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 18:28

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

8Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 20:28

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

9Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 20:40

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move
Please don't. Shocked

10Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 20:55

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I wanna know how he’s introduce himself

11Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 21:15

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Boggersbelief wrote:I wanna know how he’s introduce himself
OK, that might be interesting. Let's hear it.

12Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 21:57

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

13Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 22:01

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:I wanna know how he’s introduce himself
OK, that might be interesting. Let's hear it.

Are you really sure Bonce? It probably includes something with both his hands round it with him saying lovely to meet you!

14Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 22:04

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:I wanna know how he’s introduce himself
OK, that might be interesting. Let's hear it.

Are you really sure Bonce? It probably includes something with both his hands round it with him saying lovely to meet you!
Both hands? You only need one to hold a magnifying glass.

15Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 22:07

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

She’s on the same flight as you lad

16Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 22:33

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Very Happy

17Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 23:29

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

She’s on the same flight as you lad

Isn't that the joke though, you know "Where are you flying too - well what a coincidence so am I!"

Anyway my opening line would be "What name do you post under on Bolton Nuts?"

Bonce would be "Do you like my slippers?  I had to take them off when going through the security scanner because the metal in the zips might have set it off".

Natasha's would be "Fetch me a Twirl and a Pepsi (with a lemon slice) and be quick about it"

Wanderlust would be "Brexit, Brexit, Anderson, Brexit, Anderson, Anderson, Anderson….Brexit, Anderson, Anderson....Brexit, Brexit, Brexit.....Anderson, Anderson, Brexit, Brexit, Brexit, Anderson, oh we've soon got to Australia, it only seemed liked 5 minutes, how was it for you?"

Very Happy

18Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Wed Mar 13 2019, 23:49

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Laughing

19Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Thu Mar 14 2019, 06:51

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

She’s on the same flight as you lad

She'd be putty in my hand after that one.

Also a lot of women have said I look like Steve buscemi so I've also got that going for me.

20Odd Punishment Empty Re: Odd Punishment on Thu Mar 14 2019, 08:02

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:
@Boggersbelief wrote:
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

She’s on the same flight as you lad

She'd be putty in my hand after that one.

Also a lot of women have said I look like Steve buscemi so I've also got that going for me.

One of my fav actors

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