Odd Punishment

I am not condoning what he did (although god knows why seagulls are a protected species) but he had to pay an £85 victim surcharge. Was this paid to the seagull's next of kin?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47557456

got off lightly the fucking freak. Bet he beats his dog up behind close doors too.

The victim surcharge goes to local council and it’s just another form of tax?

The victim never sees it from what I understand.

I agree with Boggers, he got off lightly.

This story also pissed me off on the BBC website:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47558766

Why on earth are Thomas Cook apologising? Put a fucking top on love.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I agree with Boggers, he got off lightly.

This story also pissed me off on the BBC website:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47558766

Why on earth are Thomas Cook apologising? Put a fucking top on love.

She ain’t got wonky tits

Boggersbelief wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:I agree with Boggers, he got off lightly.

This story also pissed me off on the BBC website:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47558766

Why on earth are Thomas Cook apologising? Put a fucking top on love.

She ain’t got wonky tits

She’s jealous. That’s what it is Boggers.

If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

Please don't.

I wanna know how he’s introduce himself

Boggersbelief wrote:I wanna know how he’s introduce himself

OK, that might be interesting. Let's hear it.

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

boltonbonce wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:I wanna know how he’s introduce himself

OK, that might be interesting. Let's hear it.

Are you really sure Bonce? It probably includes something with both his hands round it with him saying lovely to meet you!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:I wanna know how he’s introduce himself

OK, that might be interesting. Let's hear it.

Are you really sure Bonce? It probably includes something with both his hands round it with him saying lovely to meet you!

Both hands? You only need one to hold a magnifying glass.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

She’s on the same flight as you lad

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

She’s on the same flight as you lad

Isn't that the joke though, you know "Where are you flying too - well what a coincidence so am I!"

Anyway my opening line would be "What name do you post under on Bolton Nuts?"

Bonce would be "Do you like my slippers?  I had to take them off when going through the security scanner because the metal in the zips might have set it off".

Natasha's would be "Fetch me a Twirl and a Pepsi (with a lemon slice) and be quick about it"

Wanderlust would be "Brexit, Brexit, Anderson, Brexit, Anderson, Anderson, Anderson….Brexit, Anderson, Anderson....Brexit, Brexit, Brexit.....Anderson, Anderson, Brexit, Brexit, Brexit, Anderson, oh we've soon got to Australia, it only seemed liked 5 minutes, how was it for you?"

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

She’s on the same flight as you lad

She'd be putty in my hand after that one.

Also a lot of women have said I look like Steve buscemi so I've also got that going for me.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:If be buzzing if she rocked up next to me on a long haul .

Talk us through the first move

"Where are you flying too?"

She’s on the same flight as you lad

She'd be putty in my hand after that one.

Also a lot of women have said I look like Steve buscemi so I've also got that going for me.

One of my fav actors