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21Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 01:41

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Dont tell him pike.

22Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 07:28

Dunkels King

Dunkels King
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

There are some great lines in pretty much every episode of the Trailer Park Boys. It's a Canadian series done like a documentary of people living in a Trailer Park. One of the funniest things I have seen. In one they kidnap Alex Lifeson from the band Rush. It also portrays the Canadian Police as a complete bunch of fuckwits.

23Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 10:26

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

ere there's a dead bishop on the landing, oh what diocese?

24Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 10:36

Sluffy

Sluffy
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...small, far away!

25Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 10:45

Reebok_Rebel

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

'kicking bishop Brennan up the arse' is the best episode of father Ted EVER!

also, the eurovision song contest one cracks me up...

Doogle - ''Ted, have you seen my record collection?''
Ted - ''here is is, and doogle - you dont have a record collection, what you have is a record''

26Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 11:36

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

sorry he cant come to the phone at the moment, he's dead.

27Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 12:31

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Peep Show stuff -

Jez: "If people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet, watching the poker channel, wanking and eating those expensive German biscuits. Probably."

Mark: (To muggers) "Do me? Are they going to rape.... me or kill me? If they rape and kill me i hope they kill me first... I sort of win"

Jez - "so finally justice is served ... well, not actual justice, just what I wanted, which is basically the same thing"

Jez; "This is exactly like watching a porno - only I can't see anything, haven't got a boner and I want to cry."

"It's only through the miracle of consumer capitalism that you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth, and a little tablet with a picture of a chicken on it isn't going to change that.

Now, come on. Fuck off.

Jez: Stop pissing on my bonfire.
Mark: There is no bonfire!
Jez: That's because you keep pissing on it!

Jez: Super Hans says he's come up with a bass loop for our new track that is so good, that when he tried turning it off, he literally couldn't. He actually physically couldn't do it.

Hans: It's a pisser, though, innit? Cancer. They should a find a fucking cure.
Mark: I think they're trying.
Hans: Yeah, sure they are. They should pull their fucking fingers out. It's important, Mark.

28Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 13:07

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Jez. Crunchy nut cornflakes are just frosties for wankers

Mark. Yeah well, frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality.

29Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 13:08

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mark: I have been initiated, I am a drug user. Fuck the police!

30Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 14:19

Reebok_Rebel

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

OneOinCoyle wrote:Jez. Crunchy nut cornflakes are just frosties for wankers

Mark. Yeah well, frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality.

lol!

31Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 16:19

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

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Mr Cooper: Well, you've had an eventful day. You've lied to your mothers, bought alcohol illegally, abused Neil's dad, stole my suit, defaced the pavement outside Carly's! Am I missing anything?

Will: We also hit a spastic with a Frisbee

32Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 18:04

Keegan

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Mrs. Slocombe wrote:[removes her gas mask] What about this fog! My pussy's been gasping all night.

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33Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Wed Sep 05 2012, 23:29

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

Father Ted - The money was just resting in my account.

34Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Thu Sep 06 2012, 06:34

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 312i5mx

This.

35Best Comedy Lines Ever - Page 2 Empty Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Thu Sep 06 2012, 15:26

Keegan

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Wow.

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