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Best Comedy Lines Ever
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22 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 07:28
Dunkels King
Nicolas Anelka
There are some great lines in pretty much every episode of the Trailer Park Boys. It's a Canadian series done like a documentary of people living in a Trailer Park. One of the funniest things I have seen. In one they kidnap Alex Lifeson from the band Rush. It also portrays the Canadian Police as a complete bunch of fuckwits.
23 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 10:26
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
ere there's a dead bishop on the landing, oh what diocese?
25 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 10:45
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
'kicking bishop Brennan up the arse' is the best episode of father Ted EVER!
also, the eurovision song contest one cracks me up...
Doogle - ''Ted, have you seen my record collection?''
Ted - ''here is is, and doogle - you dont have a record collection, what you have is a record''
also, the eurovision song contest one cracks me up...
Doogle - ''Ted, have you seen my record collection?''
Ted - ''here is is, and doogle - you dont have a record collection, what you have is a record''
26 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 11:36
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
sorry he cant come to the phone at the moment, he's dead.
27 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 12:31
Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Peep Show stuff -
Jez: "If people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet, watching the poker channel, wanking and eating those expensive German biscuits. Probably."
Mark: (To muggers) "Do me? Are they going to rape.... me or kill me? If they rape and kill me i hope they kill me first... I sort of win"
Jez - "so finally justice is served ... well, not actual justice, just what I wanted, which is basically the same thing"
Jez; "This is exactly like watching a porno - only I can't see anything, haven't got a boner and I want to cry."
"It's only through the miracle of consumer capitalism that you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth, and a little tablet with a picture of a chicken on it isn't going to change that.
Now, come on. Fuck off.
Jez: Stop pissing on my bonfire.
Mark: There is no bonfire!
Jez: That's because you keep pissing on it!
Jez: Super Hans says he's come up with a bass loop for our new track that is so good, that when he tried turning it off, he literally couldn't. He actually physically couldn't do it.
Hans: It's a pisser, though, innit? Cancer. They should a find a fucking cure.
Mark: I think they're trying.
Hans: Yeah, sure they are. They should pull their fucking fingers out. It's important, Mark.
28 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 13:07
Guest
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Jez. Crunchy nut cornflakes are just frosties for wankers
Mark. Yeah well, frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality.
Mark. Yeah well, frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality.
29 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 13:08
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Mark: I have been initiated, I am a drug user. Fuck the police!
30 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 14:19
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
OneOinCoyle wrote:Jez. Crunchy nut cornflakes are just frosties for wankers
Mark. Yeah well, frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality.
31 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 16:19
Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Mr Cooper: Well, you've had an eventful day. You've lied to your mothers, bought alcohol illegally, abused Neil's dad, stole my suit, defaced the pavement outside Carly's! Am I missing anything?
Will: We also hit a spastic with a Frisbee
32 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Tue Sep 04 2012, 18:04
Keegan
Admin
Mrs. Slocombe wrote:[removes her gas mask] What about this fog! My pussy's been gasping all night.
33 Re: Best Comedy Lines Ever Wed Sep 05 2012, 23:29
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Father Ted - The money was just resting in my account.
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