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WTF is going on with TV these days?

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1WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty WTF is going on with TV these days? Tue Jun 18 2019, 22:25

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

So I’ve just turned the telly on and it brings up a man spreading on a sofa and tossing off on Channel 5. 

The channel got switched over in a flash.

Do people seriously watch this shit? 

Is this what people want to see on the telly these days? Shocked Shocked

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I was about to indulge in a bag of Maltesers and a Turkish delight.

I have now gone off them as you can imagine!

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Are you sure you didn’t hit the power button and could just see your reflection in the tv Very Happy

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Are you sure you didn’t hit the power button and could just see your reflection in the tv Very Happy
It can’t have been. 

His love length looked much bigger than mine. Evil or Very Mad

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

lol!

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

That's what happens when you go on channel 5  Laughing

I bet you love watching Love Island don't you KP?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

That will have been The Sex Business: OAP's on the game. I didn't watch it. The title was enough.

I apparently missed Pippa Jane, a 72 year old transgender escort. I think I'll survive.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I'm not a fan of Genderfluids , they are very messy mixed up people.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Note to CH4. I don't want a walk in bath. Or a stair lift. Nor do I want a mobility scooter, that would enable me to pop down to the post box, whilst at the same time waving merrily to other poor bastards on mobility scooters, who are probably all scuttling down to the corner shop to buy a bag of Werther's Original.
I don't want an armchair that is an ejector seat for geriatrics, nor do I wish to put my feet on a vibrating, electrified flying saucer to increase my blood flow, so Mr Botham can kindly piss off.
And I certainly don't need a hearing aid that only I know I'm wearing. 
Just leave me alone.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

:yeahright:

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote::yeahright:
I'm not old.

I have a sporting injury. silent

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

What?

From dominoes?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:What?

From dominoes?
They're nasty. I keep seeing spots before my eyes.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:That's what happens when you go on channel 5  Laughing

I bet you love watching Love Island don't you KP?
I’ve never actually watched love island.

I take it that its simply about a group of people who live together in a villa trying to shag each other?

I bet Natasha watches it.



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karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Note to CH4. I don't want a walk in bath. Or a stair lift. Nor do I want a mobility scooter, that would enable me to pop down to the post box, whilst at the same time waving merrily to other poor bastards on mobility scooters, who are probably all scuttling down to the corner shop to buy a bag of Werther's Original.
I don't want an armchair that is an ejector seat for geriatrics, nor do I wish to put my feet on a vibrating, electrified flying saucer to increase my blood flow, so Mr Botham can kindly piss off.
And I certainly don't need a hearing aid that only I know I'm wearing. 
Just leave me alone.
I’ve got to say that I’m glad that Thora Hird stopped doing those adverts. Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Some of the ads are better than the programmes.

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