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WTF is going on with TV these days?

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1WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty WTF is going on with TV these days? on Tue Jun 18 2019, 22:25

karlypants

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So I’ve just turned the telly on and it brings up a man spreading on a sofa and tossing off on Channel 5. 

The channel got switched over in a flash.

Do people seriously watch this shit? 

Is this what people want to see on the telly these days? Shocked Shocked

2WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Tue Jun 18 2019, 22:26

karlypants

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I was about to indulge in a bag of Maltesers and a Turkish delight.

I have now gone off them as you can imagine!

3WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Tue Jun 18 2019, 22:30

BoltonTillIDie

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Are you sure you didn’t hit the power button and could just see your reflection in the tv Very Happy

4WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Tue Jun 18 2019, 22:37

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Are you sure you didn’t hit the power button and could just see your reflection in the tv Very Happy
It can’t have been. 

His love length looked much bigger than mine. Evil or Very Mad

5WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Tue Jun 18 2019, 22:58

BoltonTillIDie

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Nat Lofthouse
lol!

6WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Wed Jun 19 2019, 08:33

Norpig

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That's what happens when you go on channel 5  Laughing

I bet you love watching Love Island don't you KP?

7WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Wed Jun 19 2019, 08:45

boltonbonce

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That will have been The Sex Business: OAP's on the game. I didn't watch it. The title was enough.

I apparently missed Pippa Jane, a 72 year old transgender escort. I think I'll survive.

8WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Thu Jun 20 2019, 13:00

Cajunboy

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I'm not a fan of Genderfluids , they are very messy mixed up people.

9WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Thu Jun 20 2019, 15:04

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Note to CH4. I don't want a walk in bath. Or a stair lift. Nor do I want a mobility scooter, that would enable me to pop down to the post box, whilst at the same time waving merrily to other poor bastards on mobility scooters, who are probably all scuttling down to the corner shop to buy a bag of Werther's Original.
I don't want an armchair that is an ejector seat for geriatrics, nor do I wish to put my feet on a vibrating, electrified flying saucer to increase my blood flow, so Mr Botham can kindly piss off.
And I certainly don't need a hearing aid that only I know I'm wearing. 
Just leave me alone.

10WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Thu Jun 20 2019, 15:54

Cajunboy

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Andy Walker
:yeahright:

11WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Thu Jun 20 2019, 16:39

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote::yeahright:
I'm not old.

I have a sporting injury. silent

12WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Thu Jun 20 2019, 17:25

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
What?

From dominoes?

13WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Thu Jun 20 2019, 20:22

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:What?

From dominoes?
They're nasty. I keep seeing spots before my eyes.

14WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Thu Jun 20 2019, 20:42

karlypants

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@Norpig wrote:That's what happens when you go on channel 5  Laughing

I bet you love watching Love Island don't you KP?
I’ve never actually watched love island.

I take it that its simply about a group of people who live together in a villa trying to shag each other?

I bet Natasha watches it.



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15WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Thu Jun 20 2019, 20:44

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Note to CH4. I don't want a walk in bath. Or a stair lift. Nor do I want a mobility scooter, that would enable me to pop down to the post box, whilst at the same time waving merrily to other poor bastards on mobility scooters, who are probably all scuttling down to the corner shop to buy a bag of Werther's Original.
I don't want an armchair that is an ejector seat for geriatrics, nor do I wish to put my feet on a vibrating, electrified flying saucer to increase my blood flow, so Mr Botham can kindly piss off.
And I certainly don't need a hearing aid that only I know I'm wearing. 
Just leave me alone.
I’ve got to say that I’m glad that Thora Hird stopped doing those adverts. Very Happy

16WTF is going on with TV these days?  Empty Re: WTF is going on with TV these days? on Thu Jun 20 2019, 21:32

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
Some of the ads are better than the programmes.

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