Looking for a little romance, given half a chance

Hi I am looking for love on the internet and was wondering if anyone can recommend any dating sites? Anyone got any success stories to share, of their own or other people’s?

I think the swipe-if-you like dating apps are a bit superficial. I want to be matched based on mutual interests and lifestyle preferences.

I’m 56, have lots of love to give, and have access to a van at the weekend. Where can I find women of a certain age? I’m barred from the Labour Club.

Hello Tony, how's your brother Bernie? There aren't many real women on here but Nat is not fussy so you may well be in there as long as you own your own gimp outfit.

The only thing you are guaranteed to find on here is an argument, love is a bit unlikely but you never know.

You can date women on UK adult zone for a fee.

Maybe it’s right up your street?

Thanks I’ve just been on UK Adult Zone and found a Bolton based over-50s single lady.

These were her particulars:

 
Elise is a lovely mature lady, very experienced with a naughty streak for extra fun!
You will find this sexy lady ideal for any occasion be it a dinner date or a nigth in at your home she is the perfect lady to spend quality time with so get dailing now for real fun and games don't miss out  X

Statistics
Ethnicity: White
Eye colour: Blue
Hair colour: Brown
Hair length: Medium
Height: 5' 8"
Dress size: 12
Bust size: 38
Bra cup size: D
Waist size: -
Hips size: -
Breasts: Natural
Pubic hair: Shaved Mostly
Smoker: No

It doesn’t say whether or not she’s looking to settle down, but she’s very forward. 

Is that an escort website KP? Used it much have you? 

Quents back.

I'd avoid Elise. She's 80 if she's a day. She used to go to bingo with my mum, and kept her dobber's down her knickers.

Tony Clifton was hilarious.

Norpig wrote:Is that an escort website KP? Used it much have you? 

Half of them do bareback. It’s great! 

and have access to a van at the weekend

Tony, have you found any romance yet?

If not we maybe able to assist further!

I messaged Elise through that website, offered to pick her up in the van last night, but she didn’t seem that interested in me or my Alsatian, Arthur. I think she might be an entrepreneur or something, from the way she was talking.

Back to square one for now.