Do You Enjoy A Good Tonguing?

It's about time we had a serious thread on Nuts as I'm bored senseless of Brexit, Boris, the takeover and Bonce's terrible music.

I have recently started dating Eric from Chorley. He's 38 years old, 5'8'' tall, slightly chubby, with a 13 inch dong. Quite a catch, I'm sure you'll agree.

However, when we get passionate (usually when I get back from Victory Park) and he kisses me he insists on sticking his tongue down my throat. I absolutely hate this. Always have. It reminds me of Cecil's 12 inch tongue for a start. It's not remotely sexy. I'd rather he stuck his tongue up my arsehole to be honest.

I've told him it's make or break for our relationship, he either puts his tongue to better use, or he fucks off.

What about you, do you enjoy a good tongue in your mouth?

I'll need to know more about Eric.
Is he a Wanderer? Is he sporty? Does he wear slippers in his leisure time? Is he employed.
He seems a little insecure if he's worried about adding an inch onto his dong.
Mine doesn't get much action these days, but at least it's somewhere to hang my golf bag.
You were very open about Cecil and Cedric, so a little more info on Eric would be a big help in answering your tonguing question.

He doesn't like football, he watches netball and hockey.

I've never seen him in slippers.

He calls his dong "Philip".

Natasha Whittam wrote:He doesn't like football, he watches netball and hockey.

I've never seen him in slippers.

He calls his dong "Philip".

Worrying. What you've told me suggests 'he' keeps Philip in a bedside drawer.

Do you call him Fred.

I can't believe there hasn't been a raft of good tongue stories.

Just to make the thread accessible to all, you can include stories that involve blow up sheep.

5'8'' with a 13 inch dong. it must be down to his knees!

Norpig wrote:5'8'' with a 13 inch dong. it must be down to his knees!

We had to pay for extra leg room when we flew to Paris.

At least he can tuck it into his socks.
Did you know there was a creature called the Penis Worm. For obvious reasons.
Add that one to your google search history. You won't be able to resist it.

Water Boatmen(Micronecta scholtzi) use their penis as a musical instrument. Let's see Eric beat that.

I love a good tonguing.

My tongue even goes south a lot of the time!

karlypants wrote:I love a good tonguing.

My tongue even goes south a lot of the time!

I now regret starting this thread.

I will never "unsee" that image in my head.