Alf Hooker

Someone has registered under this username this evening and although they haven't posted yet, I have to say, this is the best forum username I've ever seen. It has me in stitches.

I hope Alf posts. Even if he doesn't like me.

Welcome Alf.

Didn't think anything of it until you just highlighted it...good name! My other fave on here is oneoincoyle....very clever...mike hunt is a good en too

A bit juvenile but Ivor Biggun always made me smile!

The Hunt Brothers, Mike and Isaac, never fails to raise a titter.

Why is Alf Hooker funny? Perhaps it's his name. I know some Hookers in Preston.

There is a whole family of Hookers on Shifnal Street but I don't think our Alf is one of them.

Heidi Drugskwik was a good one

TheHateCamel wrote:Heidi Drugskwik was a good one

I just Googled her.....then I got it

Is he any relation to Alotta Fagina?

Ben Doverbich

I grew up near a girl called Bible Woodsperm. Also this one is ace, a lad at school was called Chris Peacock. Always made me laugh.

Is Chris's brother called Drew?