Are you a smuggler?

Three men in India have been arrested for trying to smuggle primates in their underpants.

The primates, called lorises, were all geared up for a pan-Asian adventure from Delhi to Bangkok when unfortunately, an eagle-eyed customs official at Indira Ghandi International Airport spotted movement from within the mens' briefs.

The condition of the lorises was described as "OK, but deteriorating", by an airport spokesman.



I know Quent has smuggled a bloody and semi-conscious Mancunian prostitute onto the Continent in the boot of his Yaris, but have you ever transported anything across an international border that you knew you weren't supposed to?

I have brought back a little bit too much tobacco from the USA, and a packet of bestial porn playing cards from Lloret de Mar on the Costa Brava.

No wonder the critter on the left looks so despondent.

There is obviously a market for this type of thing. Including stuffed ones. I noted on eBay that a Mr Desmond Morris is selling a dead Loris.

largehat wrote:

I know Quent has smuggled a bloody and semi-conscious Mancunian prostitute onto the Continent in the boot of his Yaris

How fucking dare you, it was a fucking Ford Focus!

Quent wrote:

largehat wrote:

I know Quent has smuggled a bloody and semi-conscious Mancunian prostitute onto the Continent in the boot of his Yaris

How fucking dare you, it was a fucking Ford Focus!

I once smuggled a semi-conscious prostitute called Doris into Paris in a Yaris.

Another time, I smuggled a semi-conscious loris called Boris into Paris but that was in a Morris.

I smuggled some shit in my arse into the toilets in the arndale last week.

LH has stirred up a hornets nest with his talk of selling animals to fund his private eyes. I didn't realise there was such a big market with celebrities selling stuffed animals.