Ms Natasha Whittam

I'm starting to miss the old girl. She needs to come back, if only to explain her absence.
Has Eric injured her in some way?
Has her business empire crumbled?
Is it something we've said?
We, who love her, need to know.

I'm sure its one of her usual breaks, she likes to prove we can't survive on here without her and will love people wanting her to come back.
She'll be back with a bang soon i hope.

I'm Natasha's biggest fan, we go back years together on the forums.

Real life sometimes has the habit of getting in the way of having fun on here from time to time, sometimes in a good way (Aaron who was one of our first mods, met his true love and decided it was much more fun to play with her than us!) and sometimes not (Rammy a friend we've sadly lost forever).

I sincerely hope Natasha is well and simply taken a break to sort out whatever it is she needs to and returns here when it is the right time for her to do so - hopefully soon.

Nuts is not the same fun without her.

Sluffy wrote:I'm Natasha's biggest fan, we go back years together on the forums.

Real life sometimes has the habit of getting in the way of having fun on here from time to time, sometimes in a good way (Aaron who was one of our first mods, met his true love and decided it was much more fun to play with her than us!) and sometimes not (Rammy a friend we've sadly lost forever).  

I sincerely hope Natasha is well and simply taken a break to sort out whatever it is she needs to and returns here when it is the right time for her to do so - hopefully soon.

Nuts is not the same fun without her.

Indeed. I've not been called an 'utter gobshite' for a long time, and I sort of miss it. Only from her of course.

Norpig wrote:She'll be back after being banged.

Sounds more like it.

She's back! i can see you Nat 

Norpig wrote:She's back! i can see you Nat 

I noticed her last week and called her out, but she disappeared. Maybe she's got a huge pimple on her nose and doesn't want to be seen.
I've heard she's turned all the mirrors to the wall.
We must try to be understanding. Maybe Eric dumped her.

And she's here again but keeping quiet. Come on Nat you know we hang on your every word 

At least call me a gobshite or something so we know you're back.

You bunch of fooking gobshites, I can't believe I'm back on here.

I started my own forum (Natashas Nuts) but it was pretty quiet due to the fact only I had access. It was bliss for a while, no more tales of slippers, blow jobs or Brexit. But I did miss feeling superior. So I'm back.

Natasha Whittam wrote:You bunch of fooking gobshites, I can't believe I'm back on here.

I started my own forum (Natashas Nuts) but it was pretty quiet due to the fact only I had access. It was bliss for a while, no more tales of slippers, blow jobs or Brexit. But I did miss feeling superior. So I'm back.

Not like you to deny access Nat.
However, the joy at your return overrides all other feelings, and I promise not to mention my slipper for at least a week, despite forgetting to take them off in the shower on Saturday.

Natasha Whittam wrote:You bunch of fooking gobshites, I can't believe I'm back on here.

I started my own forum (Natashas Nuts) but it was pretty quiet due to the fact only I had access. It was bliss for a while, no more tales of slippers, blow jobs or Brexit. But I did miss feeling superior. So I'm back.

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:You bunch of fooking gobshites, I can't believe I'm back on here.

I started my own forum (Natashas Nuts) but it was pretty quiet due to the fact only I had access. It was bliss for a while, no more tales of slippers, blow jobs or Brexit. But I did miss feeling superior. So I'm back.

Not like you to deny access Nat.
However, the joy at your return overrides all other feelings, and I promise not to mention my slipper for at least a week, despite forgetting to take them off in the shower on Saturday.

You should get a pair of these...



and these...



You would look quite the part in them I bet!

I bet there is more nutritional value if you ate them too compared to veggie bacon.

Veggie bacon has a lot to answer for KP. I've still got another appointment at the dentist to sort my tooth out.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

KP mentioned slippers, not me. I'm being set up.

Good to have you back Nat. 
Sometimes I think you are the only rational person on here, (apart from myself of course) 

Is it a coincidence that me and Nat are back at the same time

Boggersbelief wrote:Is it a coincidence that me and Nat are back at the same time

Where have you been hiding?

Good to see they've let you out again, Boggers