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Thanks to everyone who sent messages congratulating me on my 25,000 post achievement. Here are a selection.......
stinkythefrog wrote:I first met Natasha on the old BBC 606 forum, I'm pretty sure I was the first one she ever called a bellend, and I have to admit it turned me on. We got pretty close over the years, to the point where we arranged to meet in a pub in Preston. She never showed, which is one of the biggest disappointments of my life, I could have been the first Mr Whittam. Or perhaps she did show and just didn't like what she saw? Love you Natasha.
MartinBWFC wrote:I still feel guilty for selling her that holiday to Bulgaria that cost Natasha her fanny.
Gloswhite wrote:Natasha once issued me an official death threat. I was scared for my life and had to leave home. I spent two years living on Albert Dock giving blow jobs to sailors in exchange for food and drink.
wanderlust wrote:I often think of Natasha sat at home in my armchair. I'm usually naked.
Boggersbelief wrote:I modelled myself on Natasha for a number of years, but when I went out on my own I realised I just wasn't funny and found solace in Scott's y-fronts.
bwfc1874 wrote:I've lost over 150 arguments to Natasha on the trot, she consistently makes me look like a right knob. But I won't give up.
bwfc71 wrote:I once threatened to break into Whittam Towers and kill the bitch. DIE BITCH DIE! It was part of my first internet breakdown. I'm normal now though, and also a Lib Dem candidate.
Michael Bolton wrote:I've always been in love with Natasha, but when you're a suitcase salesman always on the road you can't enter into a long term relationship. I now meet my women on Tinder, my hobby is seeing if they'll fit into my suitcase.
Hipster Nebula wrote:I've known Natasha over 10 years and every post she's ever made has brightened my life. But I can't stand the bullery she is now forced to endure though, so I've quit the internet in protest.
Norpig wrote:I sometimes make Mrs Pig wear a Natasha mask in bed. It's the only way I can get it up these days.
doffcocker wrote:I regularly stalk the aisles of Asda in Fulwood in the hope of catching a glimpse of Natasha. I'm not a sad twat though.
Paulo Duarte wrote:I ditched my wife to marry Natasha. I never met her but who wouldn't want to marry a leggy ex-model businesswoman of the year? I knew the put-downs and abuse were just her way of showing affection. I now regret putting the family home in her name though.
Breadman wrote:I need to confess, I paid KP £500 to give me the 'Most Intelligent Poster' award.
Bolton Hater wrote:I did her and her sister in the White Bull toilets in 1998.
Angry Dad wrote:What does a guy have to do to get invited to Scott's house?
Karlypants wrote:I long to see Natasha in the queue behind Bargain Booze but, alas, I always have to make do with Norpig, Breadman & WGO.
ScottJames30 wrote:I cry myself to sleep every night now that I can't post messages to Natasha, thank goodness Boggers is there tosuck my willywipe them away.
sluffy wrote:I owe it all to Natasha, without her this site would have seen less action than my knob.
Nuggy wrote:I hold my hands up to the singed minge episode, I don't think Natasha has ever forgiven me. I told you it would grow back though!
whatsgoingon wrote:When I joined Nuts I thought I was Billy-Big-Bollocks but Natasha soon knocked me down to size. I regret suggesting she had a bigger cock than me.
rammywhite wrote:I once suggested she was wrong so she put a curse on my knob.
Quent wrote:I like Natasha, but I prefer my women with cocks.
Y2Johnny wrote:I've left the site at least 16 times, but I always come back because I can't live without Natasha. She makes me whole again.
Bwfc1958 wrote:I'm on the wrong thread, I only post on bumming threads.
Chairmanda wrote:I've always been jealous of all the attention Natasha gets as the hottest female on the site.
Mavies wrote:Natasha is the one that got away. If only I hadn't broken my knob in the hoover, things might have been different.
Mo wrote:Thank you Miss Natasha for fixing my speakers.
Reebok Rebel wrote:She told me to leave the site so I did. Natasha owns me.
boltonbonce wrote:I like to put Natasha's head on my life-size cut out of Brucie, her looks with his body is a match made in heaven.
Soul Kitchen wrote:I hate that bitch
xmiles wrote:I hate the Tories
Mr Magoo wrote:I almost gave up shagging my flock to pursue Ms Whittam.
