Natasha Whittam: A Tribute

y2j 3.0 wrote:25000 posts on one account
Fuck knows how many on the others
From nugent to davies to cedric
24000 have been about former lovers

Even after all this time
You like to think you're a martha
But conflicting reports and manly retorts
We still have you down as an arthur

Never the less you lighten the place
And people flock back for more
One thing you cant say about her
Is that she is stale and a bore

Heres to the next 25000 posts
And hopefully a few more BELS
We all await with baited breath
To see if your gimp suit sells

wanderlust wrote:I often think of Natasha sat at home in my armchair.