Ever Been On TV?

Natasha Whittam · 1 Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 16:49

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Those of you on the Chatbox last night will know Martin has his audition for 'Tipping Point' sometime today. Hopefully it went well for him.

Have you ever been on TV or had an audition for a TV programme? Obviously I've been on TV plenty of times, many say I was born for TV with these looks, but it hasn't always gone to plan.

When I was a very young person I went to Ewood to watch Wanderers play Rovers with some friends. Positioned on the front row, I couldn't help jumping up from my seat and giving Alan Shearer the v-sign when he celebrated scoring a goal in front of the Bolton away end. Sadly it was caught by the TV cameras and my parents were mortified by my actions. I was confined to my room for a week.

No slipper or spreadsheet stories please.

boltonbonce · 2 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 17:44

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Does embarrassing bodies count?

Natasha Whittam · 3 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 17:53

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boltonbonce wrote:Does embarrassing bodies count?

Depends which part of your body.

boltonbonce · 4 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 18:06

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I won't mention it then. Breadman was on Question Time once. In the audience of course.

Sluffy · 5 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 18:23

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boltonbonce wrote:I won't mention it then. Breadman was on Question Time once. In the audience of course.

Here is the actual clip!

BoltonTillIDie · 6 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 18:44

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Obviously I've been on TV plenty of times, many say I was born for TV with these looks, but it hasn't always gone to plan.

Crimewatch?

Natasha Whittam · 7 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 19:49

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BoltonTillIDie wrote:Crimewatch?

More mod bullery.

boltonbonce · 8 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 21:03

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We should put Nuts on TV. We'd need a sponsor of course. I'd watch it.

karlypants · 9 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 21:03

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BoltonTillIDie wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Obviously I've been on TV plenty of times, many say I was born for TV with these looks, but it hasn't always gone to plan.

Crimewatch?

Natasha Whittam · 10 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 21:41

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Disappointing that Martin hasn't been on to let us know what happened at the audition.

Doesn't he realise we're his best friends?

boltonbonce · 11 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 21:49

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Wonder when Bob's going on Mastermind?

Norpig · 12 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:01

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I was on naked attraction but the lady got scared when she saw my massive wanger and didn't pick me

Natasha Whittam · 13 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:03

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Norpig wrote:I was on naked attraction but the lady got scared when she saw my massive wanger and didn't pick me

Why did you put your arse through the hole?

boltonbonce · 14 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:05

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:I was on naked attraction but the lady got scared when she saw my massive wanger and didn't pick me

Why did you put your arse through the hole?

And why did she say 'Hello Nat' when he did?

Natasha Whittam · 15 Re: Ever Been On TV? Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:08

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You bitch.

Angry Dad · 16 Re: Ever Been On TV? Thu Feb 27 2020, 00:16

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Yes.

xmiles · 17 Re: Ever Been On TV? Thu Feb 27 2020, 10:10

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Sluffy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I won't mention it then. Breadman was on Question Time once. In the audience of course.

Here is the actual clip!

wanderlust · 18 Re: Ever Been On TV? Fri Feb 28 2020, 13:07

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More radio and print than telly but I recorded a BBC news interview at the Milbank studio about 10 years ago and they let me choose the background picture so naturally I chose the HoC one to please my mum who was still alive at the time. Plus the actual building was across the road so it made sense to me. Absolutely flawless but the interviewer in the Manchester studio f***** up her questions 4 times in a row and by the time we had a reasonable take, some twat had changed the background to the blue sky with fluffy clouds one - I was gutted....but my mum recorded it and played it to death anyway. Reckon she was a bit of a snob on the quiet as she never played the construction site interviews when our South African rellies came to visit her.

MartinBWFC · 19 Re: Ever Been On TV? Fri Feb 28 2020, 13:46

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It went well (I think) answered all the questions easily, had to do a 90 second speech into a camera, so the waiting game starts now to see if I was successful.

Norpig · 20 Re: Ever Been On TV? Fri Feb 28 2020, 14:35

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Good luck Martin , let us know how you get on Very Happy

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