Have you ever been on TV or had an audition for a TV programme? Obviously I've been on TV plenty of times, many say I was born for TV with these looks, but it hasn't always gone to plan.
When I was a very young person I went to Ewood to watch Wanderers play Rovers with some friends. Positioned on the front row, I couldn't help jumping up from my seat and giving Alan Shearer the v-sign when he celebrated scoring a goal in front of the Bolton away end. Sadly it was caught by the TV cameras and my parents were mortified by my actions. I was confined to my room for a week.
No slipper or spreadsheet stories please.