Dying Dingle Dilemma

If you were walking along the street and came across a dying Blackburn fan, would you give him/her/it the kiss of life?

No one else is around so there would be no reprisals other than those from your own conscience.

Could you put your lips around a Dingle's smackers knowing they have been kissing their mother/sister/dog passionately?

It's a tough call isn't it.

I've had my lips round much worse

NO. You never know if you were trying to resucitate via the mouth or ass-hole!

Quent wrote:I've had my lips round much worse

We have heard - squirting cucumbers!!!

Your not suppose to give the kiss of life anymore, you have to go find a CD player and a copy of the Best of the Bee Gees and start singing along to Stayin Alive.

OneOinCoyle wrote:Your not suppose to give the kiss of life anymore, you have to go find a CD player and a copy of the Best of the Bee Gees and start singing along to Stayin Alive.

I cant believe you're not taking this seriously. I'm seething.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

OneOinCoyle wrote:Your not suppose to give the kiss of life anymore, you have to go find a CD player and a copy of the Best of the Bee Gees and start singing along to Stayin Alive.

I cant believe you're not taking this seriously. I'm seething.

I am so taking it seriously, but Vinnie Jones told me I had to do this.

This is a bit of a nonsense really isn't it.

That said i saw a guy in a Wigan shirt the other day in a Wheelchair and i still punched him.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

That said i saw a guy in a Wigan shirt the other day in a Wheelchair and i still punched him.

You're one sick muthafuka.

Fuck off Natasha.

The reason I didn't title this thread "Dying Bolton Hater Dilemma" is because everyone would have said NO WAY.

I'd give bolton hater the kiss of life any time.

pucker up bitch!

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I'd give bolton hater the kiss of life any time.

pucker up bitch!

Someone has hijacked Hipster's account.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I'd give bolton hater the kiss of life any time.

pucker up bitch!

Are you trying to say that you are coming out of the closet?

bwfc71 wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I'd give bolton hater the kiss of life any time.

pucker up bitch!

Are you trying to say that you are coming out of the closet?

Stop salivating chris.

wanting to save someones life is not the same as being Gay, as I'm sure you know.

Not that desperate to turn, but thankyou.



Now where is my BeeGees album... more specifically "Tragedy" - is that song Vinnie Jones uses in the advert?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

wanting to save someones life is not the same as being Gay

I learn something every day on Bolton Nuts.

Another load of shit.

Angry Dad wrote:Another load of shit.

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ironic coming from you.

Angry Dad wrote:Another load of shit.

Sorry but there isn't a voting option for shitting in their mouth ,never mind doing it twice.