If you are looking for an alternative name then why not name yourself after your first pet as your Christian name followed by your mothers maiden name ?
I am Butch Derbyshire and my wife is Rex Nunn.
My brother in law is Frosty Allsop.
Who has the funniest ?
I am Butch Derbyshire and my wife is Rex Nunn.
My brother in law is Frosty Allsop.
Who has the funniest ?