Funny names

Not sure these are all true:- 

I heard of a Ramsbottom farmer whose surname was Cart yet christened his son Orson. 

My swimming teacher at school was called Alfred Hart.....which is ok except that everyone called him Alf. 

I played tennis against a guy called Richard Soles, but the scorers used only the first letter of christian names on the scorecard.

Another Ramsbottom resident, surname Pipe, allegedly christened his son Duane....odd lot in Rammy! 

My dad swears that he shared a barracks in WW2 with a guy called Wrigley Wimpany Shirt.

Any other contributions to add?

I remember seeing prescriptions years ago for a Reverend Cockshoot and a travelling American musician called Randy Biro 

Major Dickie Head, 3rd Battalion The Rifles.

Dick Pound. Olympic official.

I did see a form filled in by Edgar Alan Bone. What were his parents thinking.

My Dad worked with someone named Chris Cross.

I did my City and Guilds with Richard (Dick) Edward (Ed) Seaman (Semen).

Harry Botters was an intern when I worked at Maxim.

White South African cricketer, Heino Kuhn   Alf Garnet would be thrilled.....

My offiice at work is in area where Pharmacists are trained to answer queries from joe public and other healthcare professionals. One of the seniors was doing a training call to a junior and used the name Mike Hunt, i almost spat my tea all over my computer 

Two of my ex-classmates: Everard Prill

and PNS Green. (Is it just me that sees the connotations of those initials?)

Unfortunate website names:

therapistfinder

whorepresents

penisland

Celebrities who give their kids stupid names.

Brook Vincent who used to star in coronation street is pregnant again. Her sons name is called Mexx. 

I wonder if they will call this one Tex?

okocha wrote:penisland

KP is a mod on there too.

I believe he's well thought of as an upstanding citizen 

okocha wrote:
My swimming teacher at school was called Alfred Hart.....which is ok except that everyone called him Alf.

I remember Alf. He had a pole with a 2 foot rusty spike on the end - which was presumably for scraping the grout in the pool - but he used to tell us it was the blood of kids who weren't trying hard enough.

Norpig wrote: One of the seniors was doing a training call to a junior and used the name Mike Hunt, i almost spat my tea all over my computer 

Knew his brother, Isaac.

wanderlust wrote:
Knew his brother, Isaac.

Never heard this one before. 

gloswhite wrote:
Never heard this one before. 

Is that because your first name is Hearin?

wanderlust wrote:
Is that because your first name is Hearin?

I'm having an attack of the'Dim shit' here. What do you mean?

gloswhite wrote:
I'm having an attack of the'Dim shit' here. What do you mean?

Hearin Glos....

I’ll get me coat......

OK

Just been reading about a Pittsburgh Steeler QB from 1969, his name was Dick Shiner