It's upon us already

I've just witnessed the first advert that I've seen this year regarding Christmas.

It is the 8th of October isn't it?

I wonder if them wankers across the road from me will have their house looking like Blackpool illuminations, in the last week of November again.

I like Christmas but it's only one day you 'kin morons.

When we lived up Great Lever, there was one woman who'd have her decorations up every year by the last week of September.

Crackers.