Celebrity Big Brother.

Just starting now on Channel 5. I am looking forward to seeing who the ' eye candy ' candidates turn out to be. I hope that Joe Bland comedienne is not included in the line-up. She puts me off my supper.

Two hot twins! Please post pics!

Is Natasha Whittam not in there? Thought it would be her year!

Michael Madsen will be very interesting. Hollywood hell raiser, and all that.He was spooky in Reservoir Dogs.

I will have a look at the full line-up tonight and if I see anything tasty I will post it on here.

I was shocked by how many I'd heard of from the ones that went in.

I can't believe Michael Madsen's gone in there. He's been in some classy films. I can't see him being that interesting in the Big Brother house, mind.

Plenty of totty, most of which I had never heard of or seen before. Gareth Thomas is an interesting choice. Built like a brick outhouse and hard as nails. A Welsh Rugby legend who captained the national team and was the first Rugby Union player to come out of the closet. I have always admired him as a professional player and having the balls to admit his sexuality.

Rhodri Giggs ex wife is a beauty. No wonder Ryan cheated on his brother! A very interesting line-up!

Any excuse to try out posting pictutes on here!

I will try and post the Playboy twins when I can work out how to disable the adult filter that my son installed!

Oh I say!

The two fillies were in their bikinis last night and I had to go and have a shot of Gaviscon.

Kirk Norcross ( TOWIE ) is thicker than pigshit. He failed a task that a seven year could complete.

Pineapple plums is doing my head in. It's all me, me ,me and he is putting me off. If I was in the house I would wait till he was asleep and then cut off his ridiculous fringe. Totally unacceptable in modern fashion.