Happy 50th Birthday Norpig!

Happy birthday you gobshite, I hope you received the life size blow up ALF I sent you.

Happy Birthday Norpig! Hope you have a fantastic day!

Here's a cake for you...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Norpig.

Hope you are having a great time in the Lakes.

How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances

Happy 50th, Norpig!

Happy birthday!

Happy 50th Norpig.  It's at this point you start the countdown.

boltonbonce wrote:It's at this point you start the countdown.

Christ Bonce! You make me feel like I want to slit my wrists when I reach 50!

karlypants wrote:

Christ Bonce! You make me feel like I want to slit my wrists when I reach 50!

As a Wanderer, it's my permanent state of mind.

Happy Birthday, Norpig! Hope it is/was/will* be a good 'un

*Delete as appropriate.

Happy birthday to one of the good guys...

How bloody rude that he hasn't checked in on his birthday. As if he's got anything better to do. By now Mrs Pig will have sent him back to the hotel room in disgrace after spilling his 10th pint over a family from Silverdale.

Natasha Whittam wrote:How bloody rude that he hasn't checked in on his birthday. As if he's got anything better to do. By now Mrs Pig will have sent him back to the hotel room in disgrace after spilling his 10th pint over a family from Silverdale.

I'm told his inflatable ALF is playing up. Puncture outfits are hard to come by these days.

The Lake District has probably taken it's toll on the ancient codger. Hope he manage the pub steps.

Happy belated Birthday mate, hope it was all good.

Happy 50th Norpig!

Happy belated 50th.  Unless the mods can change the date of my post soon as he hasn't seen it yet.  If so, happy ontime 50th!!!!

I wonder if Norpig has received a sun life over 50’s letter through the post yet?

I get those all the time. And I'm 32.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I get those all the time. And I'm 32.

Rubbish. I've seen you, and you look like Esma Cannon.

Thanks everyone! I had a great weekend but still suffering from 2 full days of being on the piss. I don't know how alchies do it all the time! We stayed in Windermere on the Saturday then walked down to Bowness on the Sunday for food and more drinks then came back to Windermere.

Yes i have been receiving over 50's plans through the post