Loud Wankers

I wish people would shut the fook up.

Why does everyone have to be a loud fuckwit?

Perhaps after months and months in lockdown, where the only sound was the occasional noise of a todger dragging across the kitchen floor, I got used to the silence.

But now we're getting back to normal everyone seems to have taken their voice up a level. Just this morning I had to endure two twats in the gym shouting at each other about 'Love Island' even though they were no more than 3 feet apart. And in the office everyone seems to be trying to be louder than the next person. Even the computers seem noisier.

There are no doubt some loud f**kers on here as well. Just a guess, but I'd say the following are in the loud camp:

Noisy Bellends
KP
Norpig
Bonce
Boggers
Fin
Hip Priest
Wanderlust
Bobsworth
Keegan
White63

Quiet Folk
Bonce
Sluffy
Cajun
BTID
Glos
Wessy
Me

I bet I'm right.

Are you sick of the noise?

What always surprises me is just how loud some folk have their music on in the car!

If I'm stopped at the traffic lights, or queue in traffic somewhere I can often hear their music from several cars away!

I'm sure they might be having a good time now but I think their hearing may well pay the price for it in years to come.

PS, I think Bob is more the quiet type like me and BTID a bit of a party animal!

Loud and proud! 

I think you need to find some ASMR videos on youtube to calm you down Nat, Boncey will have a few he can recommend.

Sluffy wrote:What always surprises me is just how loud some folk have their music on in the car!

If I'm stopped at the traffic lights, or queue in traffic somewhere I can often hear their music from several cars away!

I'm sure they might be having a good time now but I think their hearing may well pay the price for it in years to come.

PS, I think Bob is more the quiet type like me and BTID a bit of a party animal!

Agreed. And the music is always crap.

As for Bob, I can see him walking down the high street with Lady Bobsworth shouting at folk to get out of his way. While looking at spreadsheets on his phone.

Norpig wrote:Loud and proud! 

Predictable. Just shut the fook up.

Norpig wrote:I think you need to find some ASMR videos on youtube to calm you down Nat, Boncey will have a few he can recommend.

I'm not looking at any videos recommended by Bonce, that would be madness.

Natasha Whittam wrote:As for Bob, I can see him walking down the high street with Lady Bobsworth shouting at folk to get out of his way. While looking at spreadsheets on his phone.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Predictable. Just shut the fook up.



I'm not looking at any videos recommended by Bonce, that would be madness.

Why am I in both camps? Do I have issues?

I am generally quiet TBF.

I haven’t noticed more noise but I have noticed how bright car headlights seem to be these days, like a constant full beams.

I always thought I’d been one of the more reserved people on here

I didn't make either list so I must be very quiet.

To be fair, I'm on a lot of lists.

Probably on Interpol's list of garden gnome smugglers in the UK.

Cajunboy wrote:
Probably on Interpol's list of garden gnome smugglers in the UK.

There's money in it.

Is there much demand in the Warrington area?

Cajunboy wrote:Is there much demand in the Warrington area?

Don't you mean Walkden Cajun? but anyway not with Bonce filling the space, no.

karlypants wrote:

Don't you mean Walkden Cajun? but anyway not with Bonce filling the space, no.

I don't look good in a pointed hat.

boltonbonce wrote:I don't look good in a pointed hat.

I'm sure you've worn a few of these in your time.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I'm sure you've worn a few of these in your time.

And I'm sure you've worn plenty of these.