Have You Ever Been Dumped Because of Bolton?

In 32 years on this planet I had never once been dumped. Not even close.

But yesterday my latest fella ended our relationship. He said he was sick of my BWFC obsession, and going to the game at Blackpool rather than meet his parents (who were over from Canada) was the last straw.

He also said I spend too much time on here with a bunch of "nerds" and he is sick of hearing me moan things like "...fuck off Hipster", "Biggie you bellend", "Bernie you wanker" in my sleep.

I'm not fussed, he was a bit of a knob to be honest, and no doubt he'll be back begging in a day or two.

So has BWFC ever come between you and a loved one?

Not for me, but it has for someone I go to the reebok with now and again. His woman lived in scotland and she dumped him because he wouldn't move there with her and give up his season ticket.

Don't worry Nat you will find the right bloke, how about Fat Frank?

I've never had a girlfriend.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I've never had a girlfriend.

There's no need to state the obvious.

aaron_bwfc wrote:Not for me, but it has for someone I go to the reebok with now and again. His woman lived in scotland and she dumped him because he wouldn't move there with her and give up his season ticket.

Don't worry Nat you will find the right bloke, how about Fat Frank?

I had the same choice, Scotland or Bolton.

I made the right choice.

No, can't say I have


He probably got bored, Nat, waiting for yer new tits

Nat,
Be consistent lady!!
On Tuesday night you told us you were 'cosying' up to a Leicester striker who left your 'apartment' at 3am. That's why your bloke dumped you- someone else was getting their end away with you. Any self respecting bloke would get shut of you - infidelity is a disgrace!!

rammywhite wrote:Nat,
Be consistent lady!!
On Tuesday night you told us you were 'cosying' up to a Leicester striker who left your 'apartment' at 3am. That's why your bloke dumped you- someone else was getting their end away with you. Any self respecting bloke would get shut of you - infidelity is a disgrace!!

No longer a virgin?!

rammywhite wrote:Nat,
Be consistent lady!!
On Tuesday night you told us you were 'cosying' up to a Leicester striker who left your 'apartment' at 3am. That's why your bloke dumped you- someone else was getting their end away with you. Any self respecting bloke would get shut of you - infidelity is a disgrace!!

Just because a young lady has a gentleman caller late at night doesn't mean she is putting out. For your information we were putting my CD collection in alphabetical order.

Nat- you should stand for parliament girl! You have a way with being economical with the truth. You know as well as I do that no-one in Leicester knows the alphabet!

rammywhite wrote:Nat- you should stand for parliament girl! You have a way with being economical with the truth. You know as well as I do that no-one in Leicester knows the alphabet!

He has a house in Preston.

Does he have a missus in his house in Preston?

aaron_bwfc wrote:

Don't worry Nat you will find the right bloke, how about Fat Frank?

Frank had all his teeth missing for the Blackpool game. Anyone know what that was all about ?

He probably tried to eat a railing.

Nat you are so full of shit. You talk shit all the time, your breath must reek of shit.

Michael Bolton wrote:Nat you are so full of shit. You talk shit all the time, your breath must reek of shit.

Honest, I really did get dumped. I know it's hard to imagine Michael.

This is like Watergate now Nat. The web of lies is slowly crumbling.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:This is like Watergate now Nat. The web of lies is slowly crumbling.

Tricky nicky?


Flatty Natty

Hipster_Nebula wrote:This is like Watergate now Nat. The web of lies is slowly crumbling.

Nothing is crumbling. I asked a simple question and people just want to chat bollocks.