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Have You Ever Had Sex?

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bwfc71
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Have you had sexual intercourse (with a live human)?

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1Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 17:19

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I was reading a very interesting article in a magazine early today while in the dentists waiting room.

The choice of magazines was poor, crapy Readers Digest or Hello. But they did have a geeky IT magazine I suspect someone had left behind. Anyway, inside was an article suggesting that less than 50% of computer nerds have had sexual intercourse.

A computer nerd was defined as typically being male, aged 18-50, spending at least 10 hours a day on a computer of some sort.

So as this site is full of IT geeks almost certainly fitting into the above bracket, I thought I would do my own research.

For this research to be recognised you need to be honest though, so no male bravado please. Just honest answers, no one will mock.

2Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 17:22

Guest


Guest

Every year on my birthday for the last 10 years. Beat that!

3Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 17:24

summercummings


Nicky Hunt
Nicky Hunt

It was some time ago, I've probably forgotten what to do.

4Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 17:33

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Paid or unpaid?

5Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 17:37

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I did have sex once...

It was a one night stand with a girl from Preston, she looked upset as her boyfriend had dumped her, she said that he was a bastard and had ruined her chance of becoming one of the 'WAGS'

I enquired as to what a WAG was, it apparently stood for 'Wives and Girlfriends' Mainly the wives and girlfriends of footballers... I was further intrigued and asked, If she didn't mind me asking, who it was...

She informed me the guy was actually David Nugent who was playing for Preston North End at the time, I thought WOW, poor woman... a promised life of celebrity and unlimited shoes had been snatched away from her grasp in a heartbeat. I decided to cheer her up and bought her a drink...

to top it all off, I noticed that she was a Bolton fan due to a keyring that she had on her keys on the table.

As the night went on, we were having a blast and one thing led to another and she took me back to her apartment, bizarrely she kept on referring to this place as her Tower...

We fucked for hours and hours, after that she kicked me out...

I got a text in the morning informing me that she was thankful for the great sex but did not want to see me again, this was because id totally ruined both her asshole and vagina to the point of where she said she NEVER (yes, in capitals) wanted to have sex again...

I've never found anyone else to shag since then, ive been spending hours looking via the internet as i spend a lot of time at my PC, but its all proved futile since then...

im off for a wank now as im sad and thinking about sex...



Last edited by Reebok_Rebel on Mon Nov 19 2012, 17:38; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : typo)

6Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 17:40

Guest


Guest

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

I got a text in the morning informing me that she was thankful for the great sex but did not want to see me again, this was because id totally ruined both her asshole and vagina to the point of where she said she NEVER (yes, in capitals) wanted to have sex again...

I've never found anyone else to shag since then, ive been spending hours looking via the internet as i spend a lot of time at my PC, but its all proved futile since then...

im off for a wank now as im sad and thinking about sex...

lol!

7Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 17:40

WhiteBic

WhiteBic
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

If I could put this thread in my junk folder I would.

8Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 17:46

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

WhiteBic wrote:If I could put this thread in my junk folder I would.

Pervert.

9Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 18:15

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

WhiteBic wrote:If I could put this thread in my junk folder I would.



I take it your just a wanker then. Have You Ever Had Sex? 681569365

10Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 19:12

Sgt. Bash

Sgt. Bash
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Have you had sexual intercourse (with a live human)?

So no animals or dead bodies allowed. Just add no family members to that and Bolton Hater's answer can only be no.

11Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 19:17

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Yep, just, for the 3rd time today, with the girlfriend's younger sister, in the shower - oops!

12Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 19:29

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

bwfc71 wrote:Yep, just, for the 3rd time today, with the girlfriend's younger sister, in the shower - oops!

Not something I would have coughed to on a forum! No

13Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 19:37

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Reebok Trotter wrote:
bwfc71 wrote:Yep, just, for the 3rd time today, with the girlfriend's younger sister, in the shower - oops!

Not something I would have coughed to on a forum! No



I was only jesting with that... Although I was going to take it further and say that her name was Jemima Savile!!!



But sex life is ok and normal - no worries from me Very Happy

14Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 19:39

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I was more concerned in case your G/F read the post! affraid

15Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 19:48

Bernard Dennis Park

Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

I can help all you virgins out there. Just call this number...

01204 366395

16Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 20:26

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'm sick of you giving out your home number on forums.

17Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 20:30

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

He's after some man love.

18Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 20:33

Bernard Dennis Park

Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm sick of you giving out your home number on forums.

It's good for business. Magoo has already phoned up and booked a 3 hour session with our s & m specialist Jim.

19Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 20:41

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Only because it was buy 1 get 2 free.

20Have You Ever Had Sex? Empty Re: Have You Ever Had Sex? Mon Nov 19 2012, 20:44

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

69% say 'yes' so far.

Bullshit.

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