I hate happy people.
I have no problem with people being happy in their own homes, but happiness should not be forced on me or anyone else.
So far today I have witnessed:
1) Fat couples walking hand in hand when I was walking the dog
2) Ugly people holding hands in the restaurant
3) A bald bloke and his anorexic bint heavy petting in the swimming pool
4) Two brothers from Blackburn having anal sex on a moving treadmill in the gym
Ok, so I made the last one up, but I am so sick of happy people.
Am I alone or should openly happy people be rounded up and shot?
I have no problem with people being happy in their own homes, but happiness should not be forced on me or anyone else.
So far today I have witnessed:
1) Fat couples walking hand in hand when I was walking the dog
2) Ugly people holding hands in the restaurant
3) A bald bloke and his anorexic bint heavy petting in the swimming pool
4) Two brothers from Blackburn having anal sex on a moving treadmill in the gym
Ok, so I made the last one up, but I am so sick of happy people.
Am I alone or should openly happy people be rounded up and shot?