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Scientists have announced that they have found a sea slug that has a disposable penis. It is able to detach, re-grow and then re-use its penis. It often leaves its penis inside the female sea slug after sex, or discards it on the floor before smoking a cigarette.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678
Scientists have also announced they expect this to be the future of the male species - inside 200 years they expect every man in the world to have a disposable penis.
It's too late for you guys, but what are the benefits of a disposable penis?
I'm not a bloke, but the obvious benefits I can think of are:
1) Imagine you're at a family party and you suddenly get an erection after looking at your brother's wife (or your sister if you're Bolton Hater). Instead of having to sit down with a cushion over your crotch you could unscrew your knob and hide it in the fridge.
2) You're caught running from the scene of a rape and are the main suspect. In the back of the police car gently unscrew your willy and swallow it - you can't have raped anyone without a penis.
3) The mens bogs are overflowing with piss and poo, you unscrew your knob and immediately you're a woman. You can now use the fresh smelling ladies toilets.
I'm sure there are many more scenarios where a disposable penis would come in handy. Surely there has been a time in every blokes life when he's wished he could leave his penis behind and re-grow it the following day?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678
Scientists have also announced they expect this to be the future of the male species - inside 200 years they expect every man in the world to have a disposable penis.
It's too late for you guys, but what are the benefits of a disposable penis?
I'm not a bloke, but the obvious benefits I can think of are:
1) Imagine you're at a family party and you suddenly get an erection after looking at your brother's wife (or your sister if you're Bolton Hater). Instead of having to sit down with a cushion over your crotch you could unscrew your knob and hide it in the fridge.
2) You're caught running from the scene of a rape and are the main suspect. In the back of the police car gently unscrew your willy and swallow it - you can't have raped anyone without a penis.
3) The mens bogs are overflowing with piss and poo, you unscrew your knob and immediately you're a woman. You can now use the fresh smelling ladies toilets.
I'm sure there are many more scenarios where a disposable penis would come in handy. Surely there has been a time in every blokes life when he's wished he could leave his penis behind and re-grow it the following day?
