Gender stereotyping again? I guess that's a way of reassuring yourself that it's not a personal issue in a "I AM normal" kind of way.
Not sure about solving the problems of the world but orgasm does release a lot of endorphins which are the body's natural analgesic. Providing you're relaxed about sex you'll feel better even if your problems don't go away. You clearly have a pulse so if you're stuck for ideas about how to make it happen I'm sure BH will help you out. On second thoughts you may be happier with a DIY job - crap sex just defeats the objective.
I'm genuinely worried for you. Your posts have always had enough about them to encourage debate, but recently they have been relentlessly and one-sidedly negative and depressing. Hope you are OK.