Where's Wally

Good to have you back Jayne.

I do like the look of Jayne. I wonder if Sir Nuts Mum had a similar alluring charm in her younger days ?

And me.

As for Sir Nut, I can only assume his good lady is one of good taste. Just what lady could resist the charms of such an attractive and obviously sensuous man, and lets be honest, not all of us need a bike crossbar to rest your dong on, in order to be able to move around.

I reckon that is a ladies bike he rides. If it was a real mans bike his turnips would get bruised by the crossbar.

Especially in this cold weather ! he may well find himself welded to the frame. The mind boggles !

There was a song in my youth where the protagonist gave a young miss a ride on his bicycle. When she disembarked, she laughed at him saying she was wearing no underwear and he didn't know - he replied: "You think so? This is really a ladies bicycle!"