ALDI. Red Red wine, makes me feel so fine.

Anybody tried the Aussie red wine, the outlander ?

A mate of mine had some off that last week, his dick fell off the next day.

Mr Magoo wrote:A mate of mine had some off that last week, his dick fell off the next day.

You have to have strong penis, Don't you try any Magoo.

Scott, do you have a job? It's just that you seem permanently pissed.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Scott, do you have a job? It's just that you seem permanently pissed.

I've not had a drop yet, you cheeky girl.

And yes, I've a job to do.

OK. I've had two lines.

Do you have a job, girl ?

OK, I take it you're on the dole then.

scottjames30 wrote:OK, I take it you're on the Game then you old slag.

Scott how can you be so rude.