Have You Ever Had Your Ear Bitten Off?

Ex-Casualty actor Clive Mantle has had his ear bitten off in a Travelodge, allegedly because he asked some guests to keep the noise down.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-21927889

There are two parts to this thread:

1) Have you ever had your ear or any part of your body bitten off? Or perhaps you have bitten someone else's ear/finger/knob off.

2) Does noise bother you?

Personally, if I ever go to prison it will be for killing someone for playing their music too loud.

Natasha Whittam wrote:1) Have you ever had your ear or any part of your body bitten off? Or perhaps you have bitten someone else's ear/finger/knob off.

No.

Natasha Whittam wrote:2) Does noise bother you?

People who are unreasonably/unnecessarily loud pee me right off, yes.

Some dirty bint from Gorton once tried to bite my dick off after I refused to give her £20 for an average blow job.

Quent wrote:Some dirty bint from Gorton once tried to bite my dick off after I refused to give her £20 for an average blow job.

What in the world.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:What in the world.

Don't you agree that it was a bit rude to stop halfway through and ask for the cash?

Stopping half way through is "average" for you? I guess "below average" is when she just looks at it!

What kind of freak bites an ear?

1 - Some black guy once tried to bite a chunk out the side of my face. Guess he was hungry or something. He was dealt with.

2 - I hate noise when I'm trying to sleep. I recently got in a bit of trouble for threatening to kill my next door neighbours because they woke me up.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:1 - Some black guy once tried to bite a chunk out the side of my face. Guess he was hungry or something. He was dealt with.

2 - I hate noise when I'm trying to sleep. I recently got in a bit of trouble for threatening to kill my next door neighbours because they woke me up.

Does it really matter what colour he was?

Fuck off you shit stirring bellend.

I didn't say it mattered what colour the biter was. I was simply describing an incident but you've decided to try and make something else out of my comments.

Dickhead.

Haha.

You could have just said "some guy"

I could've said quite a few things.

I chose to say that though.

Alright mouth.

Booyakasha I win again.

Yes, but it grew back.

Paddy Doherty after having his ear bitten off...

Bet that stings a bit.

Yes noise does bother me and i can become quite the murderer when it's constant.

Some dick across the back of my house decided it would be a good idea to get a cockerel. The cockerel then decided it would be a good idea to 'cock a doodle doo' when I was sitting in my garden having a minute.
It happened quite frequently, so the next news is that the cockerel goes missing and 'missing' posters were put up on lamposts around the area.

My dog ate quite well that week (it was all done as humanely as possible with absolutely no suffering to the cockerel).

Murderer!