If you were PM for the day....

Get you a backbone transplant on the NHS.

Angry Dad wrote:Get you a backbone transplant on the NHS.

I'd get you a personality on the NHS.

See we must like each-other really, look at us both thinking of one another.

AD, is that you in your photo?

Are being serious, its Michael Caine from the film Get Carter

I'm not as old as you cunts, forgive me!

This would take more than a day but I'd scrap the Human Rights Act and replace it with something not wide open to abuse. Introduce a cap on the price of match tickets. Stop semi-finals from being played at Wembley.

Banks of the Croal wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:

Banks of the Croal wrote:Lower the retirement age to 60 for both men and women.

I like work, will it be compulsory?

No, it would be a option.please yourself.

Sorry I forgot to mention that if you decide to carry on working beyond the age of 65.

You will be entitled to a top of the range

Stannah Stairlift and a Walk in Bath.

Boggersbelief wrote:I'm not as old as you cunts, forgive me!

Michael Caine is alive and well and making several films a year. Unless you're 18 months old age isn't an excuse for your ignorance.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:I'm not as old as you cunts, forgive me!

Michael Caine is alive and well and making several films a year. Unless you're 18 months old age isn't an excuse for your ignorance.

Not a lot of people know that.
If I were PM for a day I'd pass a law making me PM for life and take it from there.

Spirit of 58 wrote:This would take more than a day but I'd scrap the Human Rights Act and replace it with something not wide open to abuse. Introduce a cap on the price of match tickets. Stop semi-finals from being played at Wembley.

Good idea.

I'd arrange a healthy pension and an upscale home for myself and buy a season ticket for next year. That should take about a day, I'd think. Next day I'd be a former PM on a pension, etc.

Fuck Scotland off, then that,d be the end of labour.