Caption Competition

Police Horse upsets a Newcastle Tesco's employee.

What's the beef?

Can we have Carroll back?

"I'm going to slay you" Hanayyy then.

What's 8 feet tall, has 4 legs, 2 ears and a c*** in the middle of it's back?
Police horse startled after shitting giant humbug
Alternative Olympics: Horseboxing.
Tooled up traffic wardens on acid rampage through Preston causing £5 worth of damage
Survival Special: Only remaining male Notts County fan refuses chemical sterilisation
Martin Scorcese's reworking of the Lloyd Webber musical "Chess" goes exactly to plan
Thatcher tribute latest: Riot police invited to negotiate with whingeing cancer patients thought to be hogging expensive beds
Enthusiastic volunteer semen donor in the "make your own zebra" challenge fails at the first hurdle

Newcastle fan arrested for wearing a shirt isn't going down without a fight.

Retarded man in convict shirt trys to break back in to prison

I love his old school boxing stance.

"Hey, Bartholomew. Get off your horse and put up one's dukes"

Kevin Costners new film Dances with Horses gets off to a rocky start.

Oy you bastard, give us the ball back, we are 3 nil down.

Fuck me Stan it's that Magoo fella again, go home you pervert the horse has a headache.

Martin you little shit, get back a lick my other boot you wum.

I AM SPARTA!!!

Filthy lying horse - mine is bigger!

I'm gonna have you my way, horse!

Oy! Bugger! Get off my dinner!

I'm going to eat your shit if it's the last thing I do

Iceland workers go too far in trying to make Horse Burgers.

Come on you big nose cunt.