Happy Birthday Michael Bolton / Mich Upton / Shaft / etc

Michael Bolton wrote:I was never sweetmcdonald, what site was that on?

Are you not?

Bolton Banter.

He's the one who suggested the proposed Nat Lofthouse statue should have a wig and a clown's nose and glasses and got the resident old fart on that site to go ballistic and demand Sweet M's life banning!

Not one single fecker stood up for him apart from me!

It was the funniest thing that's happened on BB since Pigsfoot got banned about 8 years ago!

No that wasn't me. He did go nuts at me once when I claimed to the site that he had offered me cash to come back to the forum.

Whatever happened to pigsfoot. Surely he writes on one of the forums somewhere?

I remember Paula Duarte from Portugal, I made him quit Bolton forums after a big argument. They were the days when the whole forum would kick off and people were getting so irate that they are literally going nuts at their computer.

Pigsfoot was well into that internet game Kings of Chaos - don't know if he still plays though.

He was funny, I wish him well.

It was early forum days for most of us back then so things seemed that bit more intense than they do now and we had some great laughs. It was unbelievable how some people took it so seriously (some still do these days also I guess).

I remember Andy Walsh threatening to sue Natasha for accusing him of being a wife beater - as if anybody takes an internet footy forum as being serious - well I guess reading some posts about - many still do!

Great days for a while back then. We nearly got there again with Burnden Aces until the racism and homophobic abuse dragged us down.

Hopefully we can get there with Nuts - just need to get a few more people involved and having a laugh.

Enjoy the rest of your birthday Mich.

Michael Bolton wrote:

I remember Paula Duarte from Portugal

Poor Paolo, he actually dumped his girlfriend to ask me out.

Great days.

Andy Walsh and Warthog used to have internet breakdowns if you didn't know every vital statistic of every player in the reserves.

The date with Natasha and Stinky was a classic from back then also.

It was so funny it still brings a smile to my face even now.

Stinky the Frog, I wonder what happened to him. Top bloke.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Stinky the Frog, I wonder what happened to him. Top bloke.

He got married!

(On the rebound from you I always thought!)

He was registered on Burnden Aces for a while if I remember?

You are quite right Jammy, well remembered.

He got up to around the 100 post mark but it was at the time that Sharps and the racism and abuse were getting out of hand, so he pm-ed me one day and told me he didn't find stuff like that funny and didn't want to be part of it anymore - I couldn't blame him really.

Our loss, as he is really a top, top bloke.

Maybe one day he'll find us and join in on here.

Fingers crossed anyway.

Looks like it's Michael Bolton's birthday again this week. Seems only a few days ago he was celebrating his 35th birthday.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Looks like it's Michael Bolton's birthday again this week. Seems only a few days ago he was celebrating his 35th birthday.

Well at least we can use this thread for him again.

Wonder how long to his next birthday after this?

When you pump as much as iron as mich, age is but a number.

he's like a brick shit house.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:When you pump as much as iron as mich, age is but a number.

The only thing he pumps is his blow-up girlfriend.

OK, it isn't my birthday and I have changed it. But I had been feeling a bit unhappy and thought some nice best wishes messages may cheer me up.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:When you pump as much as iron as mich, age is but a number.

The only thing he pumps is his blow-up girlfriend.

Wrong, he posted a picture of himself once and his arms were the size of your head.

Yes, for anyone interested, here is a pic of me this morning in the gym:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:When you pump as much as iron as mich, age is but a number.

The only thing he pumps is his blow-up girlfriend.

scottjames30 wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:When you pump as much as iron as mich, age is but a number.

The only thing he pumps is his blow-up girlfriend.

Please don't encourage her.