Having watched Bolton on Saturday and the the two live games on Sky yesterday I have come to the conclusion that footballers have it easy.
Not only are they highly paid and living a life of luxury, but not a lot is expected of them in terms of footballing skill.
We all know the current Bolton team is devoid of any skill, half of them can't control a simple ball and I don't think any of them can pass more than 10 yards without giving the ball away. How can this be right? In my school days you wouldn't have even got into the school team if you couldn't control a ball.
But it's clear the players right at the top of the game aren't much better. Torres mis-hit a shot for Chelsea and the commentator made an excuse that it bobbled in front of him. One of the keepers fumbled the ball, again the commentator made the excuse that it bounced in front of him. Dempsey at Spurs let a simple pass slip under his foot, this was blamed on a greasy pitch. And Vermaelen missed a free header which was blamed on the spinning ball.
What the fuck? These are player playing at the top of their profession, shouldn't they be able to do things average players can't do? Why do we persist making excuses? Why can't a commentator just say "that was a bit shit".
Gordon Ramsey is a top chef. If you went into his restaurant and ordered a steak you'd expect it to be the best steak you'd tasted all year - not overcooked and greasy. If Gordon Ramsey cooked you a tough steak you'd send it back and ask for it to be done properly because you know he's a world class chef who should be producing world class food.
If you went to an expensive Accountant and asked him to do your taxes for you, you'd expect all the numbers to be right. If he fucked them up you'd refuse to pay him and wouldn't use his services again.
So why is football different? I get that people want to be loyal, but why can't we just admit that footballers are shit and ask them to up their game? If you're going to pay £30+ to watch Bolton shouldn't you expect the players to be able to do the basics?
Not only are they highly paid and living a life of luxury, but not a lot is expected of them in terms of footballing skill.
We all know the current Bolton team is devoid of any skill, half of them can't control a simple ball and I don't think any of them can pass more than 10 yards without giving the ball away. How can this be right? In my school days you wouldn't have even got into the school team if you couldn't control a ball.
But it's clear the players right at the top of the game aren't much better. Torres mis-hit a shot for Chelsea and the commentator made an excuse that it bobbled in front of him. One of the keepers fumbled the ball, again the commentator made the excuse that it bounced in front of him. Dempsey at Spurs let a simple pass slip under his foot, this was blamed on a greasy pitch. And Vermaelen missed a free header which was blamed on the spinning ball.
What the fuck? These are player playing at the top of their profession, shouldn't they be able to do things average players can't do? Why do we persist making excuses? Why can't a commentator just say "that was a bit shit".
Gordon Ramsey is a top chef. If you went into his restaurant and ordered a steak you'd expect it to be the best steak you'd tasted all year - not overcooked and greasy. If Gordon Ramsey cooked you a tough steak you'd send it back and ask for it to be done properly because you know he's a world class chef who should be producing world class food.
If you went to an expensive Accountant and asked him to do your taxes for you, you'd expect all the numbers to be right. If he fucked them up you'd refuse to pay him and wouldn't use his services again.
So why is football different? I get that people want to be loyal, but why can't we just admit that footballers are shit and ask them to up their game? If you're going to pay £30+ to watch Bolton shouldn't you expect the players to be able to do the basics?